I've been thinking about the Olympics.

[IronWing]

Can you think of a single Olympic sport that would not be dramatically improved by the addition of a pack of hungry hyenas? Watching hyenas on ice would be cool.

 

[vi edit]

Hmmm...so instead of a curling stone would you curl a hyena or would the hyenas be behind the curlers for encouragement?

 

[z1ggy]

Women's figure skating. Nothing on this planet could make that any more bearable to watch.


No wait, they could be naked.

 

[manimal]

I think the ski and shoot events would be cool if you were being hunted by Hyenas while hunting a lesser animal like a troll.

 

[feralkid]

Women's figure skating. Nothing on this planet could make that any more bearable to watch.

I guess you prefer the men's


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Women's figure skating. Nothing on this planet could make that any more bearable to watch.


No wait, they could be naked.

Wouldn't matter, no heterosexual men even watch it.

 

[K1052]

They already have the IOC membership. No need to add further scavengers to the games.

 

[z1ggy]

I guess you prefer the men's


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

so what if I did?

Wouldn't matter, no heterosexual men even watch it.

True... True... plus aren't some of them allowed to be as young as 16? Jail baittttttt!!!

 

[blackdogdeek]

No wait, they could be naked.

Hyenas are already naked.

 

[CPA]

Swimming. Not sure how good hyenas are at swimming.

 

[IronWing]

Swimming. Not sure how good hyenas are at swimming.

They seem to like it. I recommend skipping the video titled "Hyena Swimming in Giraffe, Happy Hyena".

 

[theknight571]

I think the ski and shoot events would be cool if you were being hunted by Hyenas while hunting a lesser animal like a troll.

It would be more interesting if the skiers were hunting each other.

 

[KeithP]

Can you think of a single Olympic sport that would not be dramatically improved by the addition of a pack of hungry hyenas?

Would this be in addition too or instead of the jabbering hyenas usually doing the commentating?

-KeithP

 

[MarkXIX]

Olympic Hunger Games?