Fallen,
Forget the cheap cologne. Put on some rancid Budweiser on your facial peach fuzz. That'll distract the unsuspecting girl from your BO just long enough for you to say "Hi!" so that your pyorrhea delivers the coup de grâce.
Anyway, why do the neighbourhood kids keep calling you 'peanuts breath'? Because they can't spell!
Beauty And The Beast (Céline Dion & Peabo Bryson)