I've been severely injusticed by the ice cream man!@

[loup garou]

Now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool
Ah, now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool
Better look out now though, Dave's got somethin' for you
Tell ya what it is
I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
Oh my, my, I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
Hold on a second baby

I got puddin' pie, banana dixie cups
All flavors and pushups too

I'm your ice cream man baby, stop me when I'm passin' by
See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy Hold on, one more

Well I'm usually passin' by just about eleven o'clock
Uh huh, I never stop
I'm usually passin' by just around eleven o'clock
And if you let cool you one time, you'll be my regular stop

All right boys!

I got puddin' pie, banana dixie cups
All flavors and pushups too

I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy, yes
I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy Ah one time

I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy

One time boys!
I'm your ice cream man
I'm your ice cream man
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Baby!
Ah my my my
All my flavors are guaranteed......to satis-uh-fy
Ow!

 

[SampSon]

You got ****** scammed.

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: DeadByDawn
Where are we going?

Troll Mountain!

have fun

thanks,

Ananad

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: Ryan
Does this look like Dora the Explorer?!?!!?! HUH?!?!?!

I will never buy from you again, Mr. Ice Cream Man, never more, never more! In the words of Dora "No Mas!"

I feel like it's staring into my soul......:Q

 

[HomeAppraiser]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
I thought the punchline was going to involve a creamsicle! :laugh:

Did you see that real Breyers Creamsicle ad?

OMFG! I'd post a link but don't want a ban.

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: zanieladie
Now I want some ice cream...be back in a bit!

damn u!

 

[Kanalua]

This looks like Dora...

 

[cirrhosis]

Ice Cream Man?

....
...


Clint Howard?

 

[Ryan]

He has driven by again - I will not fall for his dubeous tricks!

 

[purbeast0]

(Banana Fudge Bomb Pop == WWF Cookie Ice Cream Bar) > *

 

[Hammerhead]

you got Ice Cream c0wned!

 

[Smartazz]

I think it's boots, the monkey from dora the explorer.

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: Smartazz
I think it's boots, the monkey from dora the explorer.

YOU RACIST CALLING DORA A MONKEY CAUSE SHE HAS A SLIGHT DARK TONE TO HER SKIN!11!11!!UNO!11

 

[Smartazz]

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: Smartazz
I think it's boots, the monkey from dora the explorer.

YOU RACIST CALLING DORA A MONKEY CAUSE SHE HAS A SLIGHT DARK TONE TO HER SKIN!11!11!!UNO!11

I hope ur joking, have u ever seen the show?
edit: oops, never mind, I didn't look at it carefully enough, ur right it does kinda resemble a person.

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: Smartazz

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: Smartazz
I think it's boots, the monkey from dora the explorer.

YOU RACIST CALLING DORA A MONKEY CAUSE SHE HAS A SLIGHT DARK TONE TO HER SKIN!11!11!!UNO!11

I hope ur joking, have u ever seen the show?
edit: oops, never mind, I didn't look at it carefully enough, ur right it does kinda resemble a person.

He's joking, smartass

 

[Baked]

WTF is wrong w/ your finger nail? You have almost no finger nail! And it's all bloody too. Naaaaaaaaaaasty.

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: Baked
WTF is wrong w/ your finger nail? You have almost no finger nail! And it's all bloody too. Naaaaaaaaaaasty.

It's from the time he tried to grab a winnie-the-poo-sicle out the ice cream truck without paying, and the guy slammed the little window on his hand.

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: Baked
WTF is wrong w/ your finger nail? You have almost no finger nail! And it's all bloody too. Naaaaaaaaaaasty.

RFT - it's not my hand

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: Baked
WTF is wrong w/ your finger nail? You have almost no finger nail! And it's all bloody too. Naaaaaaaaaaasty.

It's from the time he tried to grab a winnie-the-poo-sicle out the ice cream truck without paying, and the guy slammed the little window on his hand.

Wow, you guys are right on top of sh!t today. Nothing can get by you.



Do you think those are my midget hands?!!? No - I gave them to my endentured servant - IE, my 2 year old neice! Ha Ha! The ice cream man cannot fool me!!!

 

[ActuaryTm]

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
why the hell would you want to eat a dora ice cream?

Wanted to try new things? Even the hugest of flames occassionally falls for a hot little hispanic number; although, it appears in this case he was given quite the cold shoulder.

In the end though, our beloved Ryan returned to his first love.

 

[revnja]

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: Smartazz
I think it's boots, the monkey from dora the explorer.

YOU RACIST CALLING DORA A MONKEY CAUSE SHE HAS A SLIGHT DARK TONE TO HER SKIN!11!11!!UNO!11

Noble attempt, but for maximum effect:

OMFG U R RASEIST CALLEING DORA A MONKEY B COS SHE HAS DARK SKEN, WTF RASEIST!!!1!!1

 

[Smartazz]

Originally posted by: adambooth

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: Smartazz
I think it's boots, the monkey from dora the explorer.

YOU RACIST CALLING DORA A MONKEY CAUSE SHE HAS A SLIGHT DARK TONE TO HER SKIN!11!11!!UNO!11

Noble attempt, but for maximum effect:

OMFG U R RASEIST CALLEING DORA A MONKEY B COS SHE HAS DARK SKEN, WTF RASEIST!!!1!!1

honestly not to offend anybody, but it really doesn't look like Dora, I thought maybe the ice cream company meant that it was a character from the popular kids show Dora the explorer.

 

[revnja]

Yet again, my subtle wit goes unnoticed.

 

[LordMaul]

Originally posted by: adambooth
Yet again, my subtle wit goes unnoticed.

While it was hardly subtle, I was most entertained.

:beer: for you.

 

[revnja]

Originally posted by: LordMaul

Originally posted by: adambooth
Yet again, my subtle wit goes unnoticed.

While it was hardly subtle,

Hahaha, you also got that joke.

I like you.