- Apr 20, 2003
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Some Weird Guy: Make a lick of sense and you've got yourself a lollipop.
Shawn:
Some Weird Guy: What is the sound of one hand fapping?
Shawn:
Some Weird Guy: A man faps while his mind imagines. Is he not imagining the fap?
Shawn: no, I don't believe so.
Some Weird Guy: Even the finest teaching is not the Fap itself.
Even the finest name is insufficient to define it.
Without words, the Fap can be experienced,
and without a name, it can be known.
To conduct one's life according to the Fap,
is to conduct one's life without regrets;
to realize that potential within oneself
which is of benefit to all.
Though words or names are not required
to live one's life this way,
to describe it, words and names are used,
that we might better clarify
the way of which we speak,
without confusing it with other ways
in which an individual might choose to live.
Through knowledge, intellectual thought and words,
the manifestations of the Fap are known,
but without such intellectual intent
we might experience the Fap itself.
Shawn: uhhhhhhhh
Some Weird Guy: A man with Fap
Can avoid The Clap
But if he may once forget his Fap
Bumps will greet his
Shawn: drugs are bad, mmmkay?
Shawn:
Some Weird Guy: What is the sound of one hand fapping?
Shawn:
Some Weird Guy: A man faps while his mind imagines. Is he not imagining the fap?
Shawn: no, I don't believe so.
Some Weird Guy: Even the finest teaching is not the Fap itself.
Even the finest name is insufficient to define it.
Without words, the Fap can be experienced,
and without a name, it can be known.
To conduct one's life according to the Fap,
is to conduct one's life without regrets;
to realize that potential within oneself
which is of benefit to all.
Though words or names are not required
to live one's life this way,
to describe it, words and names are used,
that we might better clarify
the way of which we speak,
without confusing it with other ways
in which an individual might choose to live.
Through knowledge, intellectual thought and words,
the manifestations of the Fap are known,
but without such intellectual intent
we might experience the Fap itself.
Shawn: uhhhhhhhh
Some Weird Guy: A man with Fap
Can avoid The Clap
But if he may once forget his Fap
Bumps will greet his
Shawn: drugs are bad, mmmkay?
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