I've been DEAD for three years!

[VirtualLarry]

Or so my "voices" tell me.

Tales from the lunatic fringe.

Edit: That could explain a lot, I suppose. I hope that it doesn't interfere with me getting a RealID when I renew my license...

 

[sdifox]

I hope you didn't pay taxes the last three years. That is one of the few upsides of being dead.

 

[WelshBloke]

I hope you didn't pay taxes the last three years. That is one of the few upsides of being dead.

 

[BoomerD]

That would kind of explain the smell in here...I thought the toilet in the lifer's bathroom had plugged up again.

 

[VirtualLarry]

That would kind of explain the smell in here..

I recently came across these, got something similar, "Hawaiin Breeze" get capsules to remove odor, supposed to be here today.

FunkAway Odor Eliminating Beads, 12 oz | Supercharged Odor Absorbing Beads for the House, Car, or Gym | Eliminate Smoke, Pet, and Bathroom Odors | Long Lasting: Amazon.com: Industrial & Scientific

FunkAway Odor Eliminating Beads, 12 oz | Supercharged Odor Absorbing Beads for the House, Car, or Gym | Eliminate Smoke, Pet, and Bathroom Odors | Long Lasting: Amazon.com: Industrial & Scientific

www.amazon.com

 

[Captante]

I recently came across these, got something similar, "Hawaiin Breeze" get capsules to remove odor, supposed to be here today.

FunkAway Odor Eliminating Beads, 12 oz | Supercharged Odor Absorbing Beads for the House, Car, or Gym | Eliminate Smoke, Pet, and Bathroom Odors | Long Lasting: Amazon.com: Industrial & Scientific

FunkAway Odor Eliminating Beads, 12 oz | Supercharged Odor Absorbing Beads for the House, Car, or Gym | Eliminate Smoke, Pet, and Bathroom Odors | Long Lasting: Amazon.com: Industrial & Scientific

www.amazon.com

Sweet! NOW I can skip my weekly shower!

 

[Captante]

whoops

 

[nakedfrog]

I recently came across these, got something similar, "Hawaiin Breeze" get capsules to remove odor, supposed to be here today.

FunkAway Odor Eliminating Beads, 12 oz | Supercharged Odor Absorbing Beads for the House, Car, or Gym | Eliminate Smoke, Pet, and Bathroom Odors | Long Lasting: Amazon.com: Industrial & Scientific

FunkAway Odor Eliminating Beads, 12 oz | Supercharged Odor Absorbing Beads for the House, Car, or Gym | Eliminate Smoke, Pet, and Bathroom Odors | Long Lasting: Amazon.com: Industrial & Scientific

www.amazon.com

Have you considered seeking the source of the odor and working from there?

 

[Iron Woode]

for OP's and everyone else's enjoyment:

NSFW

 

[SaltyNuts]

Three? I would have guessed at least almost exactly twenty...

 

[dank69]