It's too bad fair warning doesn't make you exempt from the law.

[Howard]

For example, posting a Post-It note on the community fridge inscribed with "Food thieves will leave work to find their car windshields smashed in" doesn't make smashing somebody's windshield in the right thing to do.

 

[Abix]

*tear*

 

[notfred]

Not getting caught makes you exempt from the law.

 

[OutHouse]

hehe food theives. all you have to do is spike some food with a little daves insanity sauce and just wait for the screaming.

 

[TerryMathews]

Originally posted by: Citrix
hehe food theives. all you have to do is spike some food with a little daves insanity sauce and just wait for the screaming.

Other good chocies are laxatives/metamucel. Just make sure it's something that could be legitimately mixed into food.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: TerryMathews

Originally posted by: Citrix
hehe food theives. all you have to do is spike some food with a little daves insanity sauce and just wait for the screaming.

Other good chocies are laxatives/metamucel. Just make sure it's something that could be legitimately mixed into food.

Yeah, I was going to suggest a little ExLax.

 

[blackinches]

there are hotter sauces than dave's insanity sauce. once blackinches had to sign a waiver before purchasing some hot sauce. comes in a plastic medicine bottle with child proof cap, and you use an eyedropper to use the sauce. cause that's all you really need.

 

[UlricT]

Originally posted by: blackinches
there are hotter sauces than dave's insanity sauce. once blackinches had to sign a waiver before purchasing some hot sauce. comes in a plastic medicine bottle with child proof cap, and you use an eyedropper to use the sauce. cause that's all you really need.

omg... 3rd person self-reference!

 

[Spencer278]

Originally posted by: Howard
For example, posting a Post-It note on the community fridge inscribed with "Food thieves will leave work to find their car windshields smashed in" doesn't make smashing somebody's windshield in the right thing to do.

Couldn't you just call it a contract. You get to smash a windshield they get some food sounds like a deal.

 

[nageov3t]

reminds me of the time I set my friend's leg on fire.

I was lounging on the couch in my apartment... he came over, sat down next to me, and threw his legs in my lap. and I was like, "Rob, move your legs..." he didn't move them, at which point I threatened to take a lighter to his legs. he still didn't move them, and then acted all suprised when I took a lighter to his leg.

 

[newParadigm]

reminds me of the time I set my friend's leg on fire.

I was lounging on the couch in my apartment... he came over, sat down next to me, and threw his legs in my lap. and I was like, "Rob, move your legs..." he didn't move them, at which point I threatened to take a lighter to his legs. he still didn't move them, and then acted all suprised when I took a lighter to his leg.

lmfao

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: blackinches
there are hotter sauces than dave's insanity sauce. once blackinches had to sign a waiver before purchasing some hot sauce. comes in a plastic medicine bottle with child proof cap, and you use an eyedropper to use the sauce. cause that's all you really need.

This sounds like the kind of thing I'd dare someone to drink for $5.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: blackinches
there are hotter sauces than dave's insanity sauce. once blackinches had to sign a waiver before purchasing some hot sauce. comes in a plastic medicine bottle with child proof cap, and you use an eyedropper to use the sauce. cause that's all you really need.

If you continue to speak of yourself in the third person you will be required to leave the forums.

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: blackinches
there are hotter sauces than dave's insanity sauce. once blackinches had to sign a waiver before purchasing some hot sauce. comes in a plastic medicine bottle with child proof cap, and you use an eyedropper to use the sauce. cause that's all you really need.

If you continue to speak of yourself in the third person you will be required to leave the forums.

:thumbsup:

Individuality is retarted.

 

[Darthvoy]

My mom has a plant of peppers at her house and when I lived there I used to pick them and split them so you could see the seeds. I would then rub them on the back of people's neck, arms, legs, etc. and watch them squirm. I stopped after someone did that to me right below my eye lid...i had a rash there for a week and had to go to the doctor to get special eye medication.

 

[quizzelsnatch]

Originally posted by: amdfanboy

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: blackinches
there are hotter sauces than dave's insanity sauce. once blackinches had to sign a waiver before purchasing some hot sauce. comes in a plastic medicine bottle with child proof cap, and you use an eyedropper to use the sauce. cause that's all you really need.

If you continue to speak of yourself in the third person you will be required to leave the forums.

:thumbsup:

Individuality is retarted.

yeah, retarted, that's it.

 

[newParadigm]

go hot sauce.

Funny story---my friends dad, who is a pastor, was at our local hot sauce store (yes we do have a local hot sacue store) and he got offered a job.

You kinda hafta know the guy tpo udnerstand the irony, but i still find it funny.

~new

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: blackinches
there are hotter sauces than dave's insanity sauce. once blackinches had to sign a waiver before purchasing some hot sauce. comes in a plastic medicine bottle with child proof cap, and you use an eyedropper to use the sauce. cause that's all you really need.

If you continue to speak of yourself in the third person you will be required to leave the forums.

Yes, mwtgg is very irritated.

 

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: TerryMathews

Originally posted by: Citrix
hehe food theives. all you have to do is spike some food with a little daves insanity sauce and just wait for the screaming.

Other good chocies are laxatives/metamucel. Just make sure it's something that could be legitimately mixed into food.

Yeah, I was going to suggest a little ExLax.

and you hide all of the TP in the office

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Citrix
hehe food theives. all you have to do is spike some food with a little daves insanity sauce and just wait for the screaming.

a fair bit of ground cayenne or some chili flakes can do the same easily enough: my wife found that out the hard way once, she's nowhere near as annoying when I cook as she once was