It's time to hunt down all these rat bastard virus writers

[shiner]

and tie them to a pole, kick them in the nuts every 5 minutes, force them to Watch Live with Regis & Kelly all day, feed them nothing but garden burgers and Metamucial, then shove a cork up their ass so they eventually back up and explode. Sorry ass pieces of monkey dung need to be wiped from the planet.....

Anyone with me?

 

[KingNothing]

4/10 rant. Creative, but somehow lacking pathos.

 

[her209]

Kill Bill Gates!!!

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
and tie them to a pole, kick them in the nuts every 5 minutes, force them to Watch Live with Regis & Kelly all day, feed them nothing but garden burgers and Metamucial, then shove a cork up their ass so they eventually back up and explode. Sorry ass pieces of monkey dung need to be wiped from the planet.....

Anyone with me?

shinerburke, most of the virus coders can be found here & here if rumor holds true

 

[jfall]

Computers probably wouldn't be near as secure if there weren't hackers testing the boundaries

 

[PatboyX]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
somehow lacking pathos.

i see that as a big problem on ATOT in general.

 

[Kntx]

Originally posted by: jfall
Computers probably wouldn't be near as secure if there weren't hackers testing the boundaries

yea well... if it wasn't for hackers... who would computers need to be secure from??

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Kntx

Originally posted by: jfall
Computers probably wouldn't be near as secure if there weren't hackers testing the boundaries

yea well... if it wasn't for hackers... who would computers need to be secure from??

If it weren't for the bad coding, there wouldn't be hackers.

 

[shiner]

I'm sick and tired of dealing with this crap....we just finished getting 197 servers patched at work and patching close to 3000 workstations, which by the way isn't my team's job but the desktop team didn't stay on top of updates like they should or have any method of pushing patches on a regular basis, for the damn RPC vulnerability and now the return of Sobig is upon us. Not that we will be affected much....then again I'm sure we will see a few infections if for no other reason than that the upper upper management types refuse to disallow certain users, doctors, from using their AOL mail at work. Seems like every single freaking time there is a virus on the horizon we bust our asses patching everything, making sure anything dangerous is blocked, etc...and then some damn doc infects a workstation in the ER, Surgery, etc....because he was checking his AOL mail.

 

[bubbadu]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: shinerburke
and tie them to a pole, kick them in the nuts every 5 minutes, force them to Watch Live with Regis & Kelly all day, feed them nothing but garden burgers and Metamucial, then shove a cork up their ass so they eventually back up and explode. Sorry ass pieces of monkey dung need to be wiped from the planet.....

Anyone with me?

shinerburke, most of the virus coders can be found here & here if rumor holds true

I hear ya Zim... those rat bastards got RICH off of this.... we have sold tons of norton and mcaffee this week at Staples.... its the perfect crime... create viruses and then force people to buy a new 50 dollar copy each year.

-Bubbadu

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
I'm sick and tired of dealing with this crap....we just finished getting 197 servers patched at work and patching close to 3000 workstations, which by the way isn't my team's job but the desktop team didn't stay on top of updates like they should or have any method of pushing patches on a regular basis, for the damn RPC vulnerability and now the return of Sobig is upon us. Not that we will be affected much....then again I'm sure we will see a few infections if for no other reason than that the upper upper management types refuse to disallow certain users, doctors, from using their AOL mail at work. Seems like every single freaking time there is a virus on the horizon we bust our asses patching everything, making sure anything dangerous is blocked, etc...and then some damn doc infects a workstation in the ER, Surgery, etc....because he was checking his AOL mail.

Have you looked at SUS?

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: shinerburke
I'm sick and tired of dealing with this crap....we just finished getting 197 servers patched at work and patching close to 3000 workstations, which by the way isn't my team's job but the desktop team didn't stay on top of updates like they should or have any method of pushing patches on a regular basis, for the damn RPC vulnerability and now the return of Sobig is upon us. Not that we will be affected much....then again I'm sure we will see a few infections if for no other reason than that the upper upper management types refuse to disallow certain users, doctors, from using their AOL mail at work. Seems like every single freaking time there is a virus on the horizon we bust our asses patching everything, making sure anything dangerous is blocked, etc...and then some damn doc infects a workstation in the ER, Surgery, etc....because he was checking his AOL mail.

Have you looked at SUS?

Yep...but guess what....we didn't get the ok to do it from the upper upper management types. I manage the Server Engineering Group, but since we are all contractors we get our strategic directions from the company we are on site with. In the end politics almost always leaves us open for a big screw because someone up top didn't take the threat seriously or want to spend the $ to really tighten things up.