It's the little things...

[GobBluth]

She makes me laugh.

Wife: I can’t get the key to turn in the ignition in the car
Me: im guessing you pulled the steering wheel both ways while trying, either that or the car isn't in park
Wife: I had your moms car keys, fuck my life...
Me: *facepalm*

 

[John Connor]

Wife: I had your moms car keys, fuck my life...

I'm intrigued. Do you have pictures of said wife?

 

[Crono]

I'm intrigued. Do you have pictures of said wife?

 

[John Connor]

On a scale of barf and suck on it... I'll pass.

 

[Exterous]

Did your mom have your wife's keys?

 

[Stopsignhank]

She makes me laugh.

Wife: I can’t get the key to turn in the ignition in the car
Me: im guessing you pulled the steering wheel both ways while trying, either that or the car isn't in park
Wife: I had your moms car keys, fuck my life...
Me: *facepalm*

I love life's moments like that.

 

[highland145]

Did your mom have your wife's keys?

The real question, is Craig his Mom or wife and why is she driving a Delta 88?

 

[zinfamous]

On a scale of barf and suck on it... I'll pass.

yes yes, I am sure that Amy Poehler is concerned over the judgement of a 300 lb human chimney.

 

[chitwood]

if it makes you feel any better, my wife puts ketchup on bratwurst
and will not hesitate to bust out the ranch dressing when we're having grilled pork chops

 

[allisolm]

if it makes you feel any better, my wife puts ketchup on bratwurst

If she adds curry powder to the ketchup, then yes! Currywurst https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Currywurst

 

[John Connor]

On a scale of barf and suck on it... I'll pass.

I changed my mind. Lets see what she looks like in a skimpy cheerleader outfit and then we'll talk.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

 

[John Connor]

 

[renz20003]

She makes me laugh.

Wife: I can’t get the key to turn in the ignition in the car
Me: im guessing you pulled the steering wheel both ways while trying, either that or the car isn't in park
Wife: I had your moms car keys, fuck my life...
Me: *facepalm*

 

[shortylickens]

wears high heels when she exercises


SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!

 

[Darwin333]

She makes me laugh.

Wife: I can’t get the key to turn in the ignition in the car
Me: im guessing you pulled the steering wheel both ways while trying, either that or the car isn't in park
Wife: I had your moms car keys, fuck my life...
Me: *facepalm*

My fault bud. Your wife, mom and I had an "issue" that may or may not have involved mayo and in the aftermath both of their purses got knocked off the nightstand. That must have been when their keys got mixed up.