Its the 21st century, why are we still using toilet paper?

[BD2003]

We can fly to the moon but we cant figure out a better way to wipe our ass than toilet paper? Theres lysol wipes, armor all wipes, wheres my ultra-efficient ass cleaner wipes?

 

[HappyPuppy]

Squat in a bidet.

Aside from that, I've heard that the Japanese have spritzers that squirt their butts.

 

[zerocomm]

we'll be using the 3 seashells