It's that time of year in Canada

[Mayne]

A bunch of brothers stole half my friends crop. The best part was they came back the very next night to get the rest. He was waiting for them,

I told him to get flood lights and motion sensors.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Bud rustlers! Get a rope (hemp).

 

[Mayne]

these brothers had a pick up truck...they weren't fucking around

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Canada needs some stand your kush laws.

 

[Mayne]

i'm not gonna kill some people over weed...but i'm gonna make it hard for you to do that. my brother built a bullet proof fence around his crop.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Guys stealing crops aren't doing it for personal use, they're doing it to sell. I say rock salt out of a shotgun is appropriate.

 

[Mayne]

fuck those guys

 

[pete6032]

Are you still blind? Did you ever get your ID?

 

[rommelrommel]

Sure... you need to borrow a backhoe and some lime?

 

[BarkingGhostar]

I always like Poison Ivy centered solutions. Now I am thin king shotgun shells with poison ivy in it. It IS the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[squirrel dog]

or a DOG .

 

[BoomerD]

or a POLAR BEAR.

 

[mrblotto]

my brother built a bullet proof fence around his crop.

???

Tenchars

 

[BurnItDwn]

wasnt me and my brother, we are innocent.

 

[nakedfrog]

Wait, Canada has a "steal each other's weed crop" time of year? Is this like the Bavarian tradition of stealing May Poles for beer ransom?

 

[randay]

Like taking candy from a baby. A blind, hopeless, tylenol chugging baby. And his brother too. Easy money.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Theft has been horrible in my city too. Crime in general is actually getting really bad. It's sure not the peaceful city it once was.

 

[Luna1968]

i'm not gonna kill some people over weed...but i'm gonna make it hard for you to do that. my brother built a bullet proof fence around his crop.

fence? he grows his shit outside? isnt all weed legal now in Canada?

 

[Luna1968]

Theft has been horrible in my city too. Crime in general is actually getting really bad. It's sure not the peaceful city it once was.

see!!!! you legalize weed and the whole place goes to pot!

 

[brianmanahan]

see!!!! you legalize weed and the whole place goes to pot!

 

[BoomerD]

Y'all motherfuckers needs you some guns...lots and lots of guns...

 

[Red Squirrel]

Guns are actually starting to be an issue, mostly down south though... they get them from the states.

Here it's mostly theft and stabbings, and the occasional person/family tied up and burned alive in a car. Two cases of that a year or so ago. Horrific stuff.

 

[KMFJD]

Our only gun issue is a porous border with a country that has 3rd world gun laws.

 

[sdifox]

Our only gun issue is a porous border with a country that has 3rd world gun laws.

Whut? Most third world countries have tougher gun laws than USA.

 

[brianmanahan]

Whut? Most third world countries have tougher gun laws than USA.

that's because 3rd world countries don't have FREEDOM™