It's that time again: Movie Spoilers Thread - Part II

[telstar1]

Simple idea ... summarize a movie in a couple lines so we don't have to watch the whole thing.

The Patriot
Mel Gibson's son gets killed
Mel Gibson's other son gets killed
Some houses get burned down
Mel kills the red-coats and marries his ex-wife's sister

 

[jobberd]

The Two Towers & Return of The King
Frodo gets killed by Gollum
Gandalf fights Saruman and dies
Merry and Pippin both kill each other over lust for the one ring
Elrond betrays Middle Earth and kills Aragorn
Legolas and Gimli get married and have kids
Arwen marries Sauron
Sam comes into posession of the one ring and rules middle earth with a mighty fist

 

[CStroman]

Here you go.

 

[Legendary]

<< The Two Towers & Return of The King
Frodo gets killed by Gollum
Gandalf fights Saruman and dies
Merry and Pippin both kill each other over lust for the one ring
Elrond betrays Middle Earth and kills Aragorn
Legolas and Gimli get married and have kids
Arwen marries Sauron
Sam comes into posession of the one ring and rules middle earth with a mighty fist >>



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