Its settled! i HAVE to get a "ricer" Can someone help me get riced?

[Shockwave]

Man, I tell ya. I've seen it for the last time. All these <20,000 dollar cars reaking gheyness always have hot chicks on them.
Case in point!

Its time for Shockwave to get riced I think. Shockwave likes hot chicks. Rice = hot chicks.

Right?

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

The rice doesn't get the chicks, the money and idiot attitude does. Now you know what to work on!

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey
The rice doesn't get the chicks, the money and idiot attitude does. Now you know what to work on!

Ahhhh.....

So, if I get a visor hat thingie, wear it backwards and act like a dumb jackass I can still get chicks in my Expedition??

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey
The rice doesn't get the chicks, the money and idiot attitude does. Now you know what to work on!

Ahhhh.....

So, if I get a visor hat thingie, wear it backwards and act like a dumb jackass I can still get chicks in my Expedition??

Yeah. You gotta get the driving position right too. Lean back and put your right hand on the top left of the steering wheel and make sure your arm is straight as an arrow.

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey
The rice doesn't get the chicks, the money and idiot attitude does. Now you know what to work on!

Ahhhh.....

So, if I get a visor hat thingie, wear it backwards and act like a dumb jackass I can still get chicks in my Expedition??

Yeah. You gotta get the driving position right too. Lean back and put your right hand on the top left of the steering wheel and make sure your arm is straight as an arrow.

Werd.

 

[BennyD]

isn't it obvious?

deeper base = more chicks

i can tell you now, 99.9% of these chicks will be dirty skanks

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: BennyD
isn't it obvious?

deeper base = more chicks

i can tell you now, 99.9% of these chicks will be dirty skanks

My kinda girls. I like to put my tongue on "it"....If "it" tingles like a 9 volt battery, you know you got a dirty girl. Those are the keepers. Mmmmmm

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Maybe those chicks "own" that car. J-Body's are chick cars

 

[rh71]

Those are just models for whatever show they're at. Do you think they always wear the same clothes to "gathering events" ... ?

 

[dabuddha]

please god no more

 

[Actaeon]

Thats an American car (Pontiac Sunfire to be exact).

Though, I am a fan of domestic cars, If I could get an imported car...

It'd be a Nissan 300ZX, or the 2002 (older style) Honda Accord Coupe, both NON-riced. Very good looking cars IMO.

Rice is a disease.

 

[SagaLore]

You think those are hot chicks? :Q :Q :Q You don't need a ricer, you need a clue!

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: BennyD
isn't it obvious?

deeper base = more chicks

i can tell you now, 99.9% of these chicks will be dirty skanks

My kinda girls. I like to put my tongue on "it"....If "it" tingles like a 9 volt battery, you know you got a dirty girl. Those are the keepers. Mmmmmm

:Q

 

[SnapIT]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
Man, I tell ya. I've seen it for the last time. All these <20,000 dollar cars reaking gheyness always have hot chicks on them.
Case in point!

Its time for Shockwave to get riced I think. Shockwave likes hot chicks. Rice = hot chicks.

Right?

Well, looks like the guy who owns the car only has money enough to feed one of those chicks...

 

[SnapIT]

Originally posted by: BennyD
isn't it obvious?

deeper base = more chicks

i can tell you now, 99.9% of these chicks will be dirty skanks

Yes, and all the boys that have slept with them are such STUDS...

 

[dullard]

Its time for Shockwave to get riced I think. Shockwave likes hot chicks. Rice = hot chicks.

Right?

I had many friends go down that road. They had fewer chicks and a whole lot less money than before. Yes some girls will want to hang around with you for your car - but those girls are few and far between. Plus they only like your car and not you - so you don't often get far with them. Instead try to "rice" yourself to make the hot chicks want YOU.

 

[CraigRT]

if you lower your car and put rims on it, that's good enough.

 

[GasX]

where are the hot chicks in that picture?

 

[Shaftatplanetquake]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
You think those are hot chicks? :Q :Q :Q You don't need a ricer, you need a clue!

Look at the curve on the back/waist/ass of the chick on the right. OOOOOO I want to hit it so bad.

She is teh hot. She is teh slutty too.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
You think those are hot chicks? :Q :Q :Q You don't need a ricer, you need a clue!

Word!

He wants hot girls. I prefer hot women.

 

[SnapIT]

Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake

Originally posted by: SagaLore
You think those are hot chicks? :Q :Q :Q You don't need a ricer, you need a clue!

Look at the curve on the back/waist/ass of the chick on the right. OOOOOO I want to hit it so bad.

She is teh hot. She is teh slutty too.

She is teh starved...

Maybe she will fvck you for a burger?

 

[Quixfire]

Back in the day when Muscle cars were was popular as Hondas are today. I owned several nice cars and had plenty of "Hot Chicks" that wanted a ride. But let me tell you, after spending hours and thousands of dollars on your ride your attitude towards who rides in it changes. In the end only the girls that were willing to put time into a relationship got to ride around in my cars, among other objects of personal possession.

 

[prodigy]

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: BennyD
isn't it obvious?

deeper base = more chicks

i can tell you now, 99.9% of these chicks will be dirty skanks

My kinda girls. I like to put my tongue on "it"....If "it" tingles like a 9 volt battery, you know you got a dirty girl. Those are the keepers. Mmmmmm

:Q

 

Originally posted by: prodigy

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: BennyD
isn't it obvious?

deeper base = more chicks

i can tell you now, 99.9% of these chicks will be dirty skanks

My kinda girls. I like to put my tongue on "it"....If "it" tingles like a 9 volt battery, you know you got a dirty girl. Those are the keepers. Mmmmmm

:Q

that shocked smiley sucks! BOOOOOOOOO!:|