It's official. I gave the worst gift at our dept gift exchange.

jtvang125

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I pretty much gave zero thought into this. I just grabbed the dark knight special ed dvd last night. What I was planning on getting was 2 dvds but the damn widescreen version was alreadly $20 and I didn't want to spend $40 getting 2 movies so I went with the special ed 2 disc version for $25.

Fortunately someone gave The Perfect Pushup and a chick got it so that's not too far behind mine.
 

MoPHo

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That's not a bad gift. Very good movie. I'd be happy getting that considering some of the people I work with would give me a pen with my company's name on it as a present.
 

Baked

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Originally posted by: dNor
Better than a used Fleshlight

So how's that working out for you? I soaked it in bleach overnight to sterilize it, then squirted lotion on the inside to moisturize it before I packed it and shipped it out as a SS present.
 

Vehemence

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Originally posted by: Baked
Originally posted by: dNor
Better than a used Fleshlight

So how's that working out for you? I soaked it in bleach overnight to sterilize it, then squirted lotion on the inside to moisturize it before I packed it and shipped it out as a SS present.

Don't use any sort of soap or detergents with Fleshlights! Ruins the material! Nooooooooooo
 

brtspears2

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I got stuck with a stupid hot chocolate sampler box at a workplace gift exchange. Sadly, it wasn't the worst gift exchanged, as a guy got something called the perfect mop.
 

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I gave a 12 pack sample pack from Boulevard Brewery. Needless to say it was the most stolen gift in the exchange.
 

JohnCU

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Originally posted by: dNor
Originally posted by: Baked
Originally posted by: dNor
Better than a used Fleshlight

So how's that working out for you? I soaked it in bleach overnight to sterilize it, then squirted lotion on the inside to moisturize it before I packed it and shipped it out as a SS present.

Don't use any sort of soap or detergents with Fleshlights! Ruins the material! Nooooooooooo

get to the nef thread, there is a question for you in there
 

acheron

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I followed the steps (you know, step 1 : Cut a hole in the box, etc.), but my coworkers did not appreciate it. :(

 

mb

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We're doing a gift exchange on Friday and the limit is supposed to be $10.

$10 doesn't buy much. I expect to see a lot of $10 gift cards.
 

Imdmn04

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Gift exchanges in companies are retarded.

Everybody got a gift at my company's Christmas party on company's dime. Forcing you to give gifts out of your own pocket is the company being cheap.

 

imported_Lothar

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I have the opportunity to participate, but I will not.

I'm already accused by someone in my pharmacy department of showing favoritism and treating other people differently from that particular person.

If me not participating gives even the slightest impression to all my employees that everyone is on the same level playing field, then that's what I will do.
Also add the fact that I hate picking out gifts.