Its not the smell, its the burning of my eyes.

[Sluggo]

My gym has a large locker room, probably on the order of 2500 Sq. Ft. give or take a few.

Now there is always someone who will "scent up" the toilet area pretty bad........but today.....today some cretin managed to make the whole locker room unsuitable for human habitation. Yes, you read correctly, some asswipe (literally I guess) goes in to do his bowel evacuation and the resulting gaseous cloud of olfactory horridness managed to make 25000 cubic feet uninhabitable for humans.

I walked in and walked right back out, after a few minutes enough people complained that the staff had to go hose the place down with Lysol. I imagine that anyone that actually had clothes in their locker during this period of unpleasantness had to eventually turn their belongings over to the local HAZMAT team to have them disposed of in a biologically safe manner.

C'mon people, if you are over the age of 18 you should be familiar enough with your own bowel habits to know if something of this magnitude is coming down the pike. Please do the world a favor and stop by your OWN house and punish your own family and friends with your unique method chemical warfare before exposing the innocent population to such an abhorrent event.

 

[winr]

Sounds like Garlic maybe?

Dont ever work out around anyone who has eaten Garlic.:Q



🙂

 

[Feldenak]

LOL!

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: winr
Sounds like Garlic maybe?

Dont ever work out around anyone who has eaten Garlic.:Q



🙂

Diet and body differences don't mean much when the Courtesy Flush is employed. I'd have to say you're the victim of bad manners.

 

[IamElectro]

Now thats what I call a power dump. I have friends who are heavily in to bodybuilding, and when they fart or goto the can it is...well you probably experienced something similar today. They say its thier diet and the weight gaining powders, and I believe it.

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: IamElectro
Now thats what I call a power dump. I have friends who are heavily in to bodybuilding, and when they fart or goto the can it is...well you probably experienced something similar today. They say its thier diet and the weight gaining powders, and I believe it.

It absolutely is the protein powder. That stuff, on its way out, is fscking noxious :Q

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

I imagine that anyone that actually had clothes in their locker during this period of unpleasantness had to eventually turn their belongings over to the local HAZMAT team to have them disposed of in a biologically safe manner.

:laugh: