fvck you you chipper b1tch!
So far I've.....
Had explosive diarrhea (TMI I know, deal with it. Tis better to hear about it than have it no?)
Had my really hot female friend walk past the bathroom after I used it to ask me a favor and she normally would be at work and not my shop by this time
Had a customer from end of the day Friday call my partner at our other store and bitch because I didn't call him first thing this morning telling him his machine was magically fixed by the PC fairy over the weekend (the weekend which I did work but informed the customer that no progress could be made on his repair until Dell got me the parts Monday or Tuesday)
Cleaned up puppy sh1t that I luckily did not step in this time, so I got that going for me
And that's just up until now, the day is still young!
Fvcking Mondays