it's midnight and you know what that means...

[moshquerade]

the carriage turned back into a pumpkin.

 

[finite automaton]

/lawn chair
/pop corn
/HIV infected clown

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: finite automaton
/lawn chair
/pop corn
/HIV infected clown

lol.

i mean it. the funny people are on. :thumbsup:

 

[finite automaton]

mosh :heart:

 

[Flammable]

i could use a pumpkin right now

 

[Baked]

Somebody's drunk tonight.

 

[Jeff7]

Damn, and I just found out Cinderella wasn't 18.

I hope that damn Hansen guy is fictional too.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Damn, and I just found out Cinderella wasn't 18.

I hope that damn Hansen guy is fictional too.

:laugh:!!!!

 

[Alone]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Damn, and I just found out Cinderella wasn't 18.

OH SH-

 

[CrackRabbit]

The new Woot is up and Coast to Coast AM is on?

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Baked
Somebody's drunk tonight.

Woot.... that means she is up to sending some more of her naughty pics out. :heart:

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: Baked
Somebody's drunk tonight.

Woot.... that means she is up to sending some more of her naughty pics out. :heart:

Fun fact: That's a man, baby!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: Baked
Somebody's drunk tonight.

Woot.... that means she is up to sending some more of her naughty pics out. :heart:

Fun fact: That's a man, baby!

:slapupsidethehead;

 

[Alone]

Originally posted by: Xanis
Fun fact: That's a man, baby!

Neg.

 

[jagec]

We all know how Cinderella wanted to go to the ball but her wicked stepmother wouldn't let her and then the fairy godmother pops up and gives Cinderella some good news:

The fairy godmother tells Cinderella that she will provide for her everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on 2 conditions. Cinderella asks what she needs to do and the fairy godmother replies, "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella's mouth drops open and says, "You must be crazy! I'm on the pill, and I don't need to wear a diaphragm."

The fairy godmother reminds Cinderella about all the handsome princes that will be attending the ball that night, and Cinderella agrees to wear a diaphragm.

"Well, what's the second condition?" Cinderella asked.

The fairy godmother replies, "You must be back home and 2:00 AM. Well, Cinderella explains that if she's gonna go party with the princes, she wants to be out all night long. The fairy godmother tells Cinderella that if she's not home by 2AM, then her diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin and reminds her that at least she'll be with the princes most of the evening, so Cinderella agrees to be home at 2AM...

At 2AM, Cinderella doesn't show up...3AM, no Cinderella...4AM, no Cinderella...finally, at 5AM, Cinderella shows up at the door with a huge grin on her face.

The fairy godmother stands up and looks at Cinderella and says, "Where the hell have you been? Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin 3 hours ago!!!"

"Oh, I met the most handsome prince, his name was Peter Peter...."

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: jagec
We all know how Cinderella wanted to go to the ball ....

That was until she found out about mine.

 

[ballmode]

blah blah blah

 

[Yzzim]

midnight = new woot

that is all.

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: jagec
We all know how Cinderella wanted to go to the ball but her wicked stepmother wouldn't let her and then the fairy godmother pops up and gives Cinderella some good news:

The fairy godmother tells Cinderella that she will provide for her everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on 2 conditions. Cinderella asks what she needs to do and the fairy godmother replies, "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella's mouth drops open and says, "You must be crazy! I'm on the pill, and I don't need to wear a diaphragm."

The fairy godmother reminds Cinderella about all the handsome princes that will be attending the ball that night, and Cinderella agrees to wear a diaphragm.

"Well, what's the second condition?" Cinderella asked.

The fairy godmother replies, "You must be back home and 2:00 AM. Well, Cinderella explains that if she's gonna go party with the princes, she wants to be out all night long. The fairy godmother tells Cinderella that if she's not home by 2AM, then her diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin and reminds her that at least she'll be with the princes most of the evening, so Cinderella agrees to be home at 2AM...

At 2AM, Cinderella doesn't show up...3AM, no Cinderella...4AM, no Cinderella...finally, at 5AM, Cinderella shows up at the door with a huge grin on her face.

The fairy godmother stands up and looks at Cinderella and says, "Where the hell have you been? Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin 3 hours ago!!!"

"Oh, I met the most handsome prince, his name was Peter Peter...."

someone 'splain. I must be slow this morning.

 

[RichardE]

How do people in Alabama celebrate Halloween?


Pump-kin!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: RichardE
How do people in Alabama celebrate Halloween?


Pump-kin!

ahahahaha

oldie but goodie

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: JLee

Originally posted by: jagec
We all know how Cinderella wanted to go to the ball but her wicked stepmother wouldn't let her and then the fairy godmother pops up and gives Cinderella some good news:

The fairy godmother tells Cinderella that she will provide for her everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on 2 conditions. Cinderella asks what she needs to do and the fairy godmother replies, "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella's mouth drops open and says, "You must be crazy! I'm on the pill, and I don't need to wear a diaphragm."

The fairy godmother reminds Cinderella about all the handsome princes that will be attending the ball that night, and Cinderella agrees to wear a diaphragm.

"Well, what's the second condition?" Cinderella asked.

The fairy godmother replies, "You must be back home and 2:00 AM. Well, Cinderella explains that if she's gonna go party with the princes, she wants to be out all night long. The fairy godmother tells Cinderella that if she's not home by 2AM, then her diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin and reminds her that at least she'll be with the princes most of the evening, so Cinderella agrees to be home at 2AM...

At 2AM, Cinderella doesn't show up...3AM, no Cinderella...4AM, no Cinderella...finally, at 5AM, Cinderella shows up at the door with a huge grin on her face.

The fairy godmother stands up and looks at Cinderella and says, "Where the hell have you been? Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin 3 hours ago!!!"

"Oh, I met the most handsome prince, his name was Peter Peter...."

someone 'splain. I must be slow this morning.

"Peter Peter pumpkin eater"

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: jagec
We all know how Cinderella wanted to go to the ball ....

That was until she found out about mine.

And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls, but we've got the biggest balls of them all!

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: jagec
We all know how Cinderella wanted to go to the ball ....

That was until she found out about mine.

And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls, but we've got the biggest balls of them all!

Cinderfella?


"Stupid Fairy Godmother, I told her I wanted to go to a ball. THIS isn't what I wanted!!! Although.......hmm........"
*fapfapfap*
"Screw it, might as well make the most of the situation."

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
"Peter Peter pumpkin eater"

:beer: