It's Friday...What's a good excuse to leave work early??

gourmettea

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come on now!....i need a "legit" reason.....
besides the fact that this is the first time i've seen the sun in Los Angeles this week!....and it's friday....
 

gourmettea

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airport....i thought about that...how about this...

"eh...my sister in law just called....her boyfriend couldn't pick her up so I'm the closest relative to the airport"

would u buy that??/
 

gourmettea

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do you think brutal honesty will work?

"boss...might as well save you some money...i'm just sitting here surfing the web.....so i might as well clock out and lower your overhead.."
 

gourmettea

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i like it ........i think runny poo wins!

cause eveyone went to the roach coach for luch....

and i had a seafood tostada......

:)
 

Ogg

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Originally posted by: lancestorm
Originally posted by: gistech1978
youve had diarreah (sp?) all afternoon.


...then run outta the office, holding your butt.

Yeah explosive diarrhea or if youre alittle braver then tell them anal leakage:eek:
 

NutBucket

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Originally posted by: gourmettea
i like it ........i think runny poo wins!

cause eveyone went to the roach coach for luch....

and i had a seafood tostada......

:)

You ate seafood off a roach coach!?!?!??! You're a far braver man then I!
 

CChaos

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A burning sensation when you urinate.

You can even sing it in tribute to Frank:

Why does it hurt when I pee? Why does it, why does it, why does it...