It's Friday: Tell me a Joke before I have to go back to work

[travisray2004]

Originally posted by: MrBond
A Rabbi and a Catholic priest are driving together through the countryside and a deer runs out in front of them. They swerve to avoid it, the car goes out of control and flips. When the car comes to a stop, the priest climbs and finds he's unhurt. He bows his head and says a quick prayer, thanking God that he's alive. As he opens his eyes, he sees the Rabbi has climbed out as well. The rabbi is unhurt and is frantically making the sign of the cross over and over.

The priest says "My Brother, did the accident shake you so badly that you've switched faiths?"

The Rabbi says "What? "I'm just checking to make sure everything's here". "Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch"

It's a great joke to tell in person since you can act out the Rabbi making the sign of the cross.

lol, good joke.. will remember it for a later time