[Andy]
It's friday night, on the streets of L.A.
I'm going out cuz I've been working at the job all day
Got the info line number, with directions to the site
Ugly Duckling's on the bill to rock the mic right
Tonight, I gotta be hype, and get the crowd reacting
I call Dizzy's house he says, 'What's up', I say 'what's happenin'
[Dizzy]
Get my DJ on three way
Don't forget to bring the guestlist
See the freshest
Off the wall like asbestos
I rock without the D tops
Walk without the reebok's
Talk until the beat stops
Than pick it back up with the beatbox
And yo, I gotta ride so you need not
[Andy]
Cool, I'm leavin' at 7:30, we can caravan
To the jam
With Einstein, the two hand band
In command like a general
Lighter then a dinner roll
Solid as a mineral
Open like a centerfold
*Scratches*
Hey, save it for the chorus
The crowd looks enormous
So give a peak performance
[Dizzy]
I need a soundcheck, so my mic sounds nice
I'll be in it in a minute like microwave rice
I grab the mic like a dynamite stick
Then light the wick
And keep it lit
With ever lyric I spit
Beats to the rhymes
We stick like turpentine
Dizzy Dustin, Andy Cooper and Young Einstein
[Andy]
It's the jam
[Chorus]
*Scratches*
You know it's on
*Scratches*
Get with it ya
*Scratches*
What, what ya wanna do?
*Scratches*
Rock, rock the old school
*Scratches*
Just listen real close
*Scratches*
[Andy]
When we take crowds back to the days of the 10 yard fight
And gyromite
They jump like excite bike
Guaranteed delight
When the needle drops sound
Man the EQ level so the needle rock
And then, hand over the microphone
I get a tight grip
Cause when it's time to swing
I hit like Mike Schmidt
[Dizzy]
Get this
I drop more lines than a tetris
When young einstein throws on the dookie necklace
He's the drum major
With his thumb to the fader
Attacking the wax, on the record player
Working up a sweat
Till we close the set
With the song that's *fresher then a moist towelette*
[Andy]
Now when the jam is over
It's hugs and handshakes
And than the band breaks
For shakes and pancakes
I'm home for bran flakes and Z's
Hit the bathmat
Take a hot shower
And a cat nap please
Don't call me in the mornin'
Cause I wanna sleep in
Dizzy Dustin. *yeah?*
We did it again
[Dizzy]
For you, it might be over
For me, it's just beginnin'
The club must be endin'
Cuz no one's bartendin'
They turn on the bright light
And I feel like a gremlin
The jam is breakin' up
But at my pad, it's reassemblin'
Take Owens down to Market
Then a right on Linden
Everyone's invited
So I hope you be attendin'
[Andy]
It's the jam