It's 'Don't Bring Your Guns to Work Day'

[MisfitsFiend]

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (Reuters) - Employees at a Little Rock office building have been asked to leave their deer hunting rifles at home because the president and three former presidents are coming to town to open Bill Clinton (news - web sites)'s presidential library.



Acxiom Corporation distributed a memo to the 420 employees in its 12-story sales and marketing building in Little Rock's River Market district -- near the Clinton library -- reminding them of its policy forbidding weapons on company property.


"This would not be a time to violate that policy," said Dale Ingram, spokesman for Acxiom.


The Acxiom building overlooks the library, where President Bush (news - web sites) and former presidents Jimmy Carter, George H.W. Bush and Clinton are to speak.


Deer hunting season in Arkansas began last weekend, and overlaps with the dedication, on Thursday, of Clinton's library.


Deer hunters in Arkansas take the sport so seriously that many of them keep their rifles and shotguns and other equipment in their cars, which makes it easier for them to get in a few hours in the woods before or after leaving work.


"With hunting season opening, associates should be especially mindful not to have firearms, ammunition or other weapons in their vehicles," the Acxiom memo noted.

OK, I'll take note 🙂

 

[apac]

"Dad can I have a gunrack on my bike?"
"Bobby, do you know how long I've been waiting for you to say that."

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Its like keeping your golf clubs in the car so you can get a couple of holes after work.

 

[K1052]

I'd think they would be satisfied with a "Don't shoot your guns at work" policy.

😉

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Its like keeping your golf clubs in the car so you can get a couple of holes after work.

Or rubbers in your jacket so you can hit it the second you get home :beer:

 

[TheITguy]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Its like keeping your golf clubs in the car so you can get a couple of holes after work.

Or rubbers in your jacket so you can hit it the second you get home :beer:

LOL

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Its like keeping your golf clubs in the car so you can get a couple of holes after work.

Or rubbers in your jacket so you can hit it the second you get home :beer:

I think you might still need your gun handy for that also.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Its like keeping your golf clubs in the car so you can get a couple of holes after work.

for me that would mean condoms.

 

[ViperSSD]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Its like keeping your golf clubs in the car so you can get a couple of holes after work.

Or rubbers in your jacket so you can hit it the second you get home :beer:

I think you might still need your gun handy for that also.

LOL

 

[Inside me]

link?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Its like keeping your golf clubs in the car so you can get a couple of holes after work.

Or rubbers in your jacket so you can hit it the second you get home :beer:

I think you might still need your gun handy for that also.

This is my rifle. This is my gun. One is for fighting and one is for fun. :music:

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: Inside me
link?

reuters

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Its like keeping your golf clubs in the car so you can get a couple of holes after work.

yeah, i suppose it is. were still allowed to make redneck jokes, though.😉

 

[AlienCraft]

You really haven't lived until you've had the Secret Service run their dogs through your stuff, MP-5s under their jackets, flapping in the breeze.
< Did a George Schultz speech at Stanford back when. Those guys, as a rule, have their sense of humor burned out of them upon acceptance.