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It's Daaaaavid LETTERMAN!

Fritzo

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WTF??? He's only been retired a year!!!

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Ruptga

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That is the face of a man that is enjoying life and does not give a single fuck.
 

DaTT

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Those headphones look like the headphones you find plugged into a yellow, Sports Sony Walkman.

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Sonikku

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Jun 23, 2005
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If he wants to go out in public it's a brilliant move. Did he shave his head or did he go bald? :hmm:
 

Imp

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Finally gave up on that comb-over. He looks good, aside from the beard.
 

PottedMeat

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Apr 17, 2002
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you sure that's letterman?

could be a vagrant running after some guy stole his shopping cart 'o junk
 

KeithP

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If he wants to go out in public it's a brilliant move.

Yep. The headline what went with that photo is "David Letterman Is Nearly Unrecognizable Sporting a Bushy Beard on the Beach".

I am guessing the "unrecognizable" part is exactly what he was going for.

-KeithP
 

Pardus

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He is worth around $400 million, so yea, he doesn't have to do much of anything.
 

Imp

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FYI: There are more photos in this series. A lot creepier photos...
 

Charmonium

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What was he laying? Or was he lying in the bushes?
I think it's lieing . . . . kidding :sneaky:

His face looks pretty porky, sort of Santa-clause like. But he doesn't seem to have the gut to go with it. So my guess is liposuction. Liposuction on the face is really tricky.

I used to work with this guy who was moderately overweight, what you'd probably a dad-bod today. He apparently had full body lipo but he still had a pudgy face and major league double chin.

Dave is probably working out to avoid going back for another procedure.
 

Craig234

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Prosecutor: Will the judge direct the witness to answer the question - is the person you saw David Letterman, or not?

Witness: I... I can't tell... it looks nothing like him, I'm not sure.

Prosecutor: You watched him an hour a night for decades, his face two feet tall on your tv screen, how can you not recognize him?

Witness: but... but