Its Baconnnn!

MovingTarget

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Who as a kid didn't like their vegetables, and instead indulged themselves on every bit of sugary and nutritionally-bereft piece of goodness they could get their hands on? Well, to solve this problem, a number of our best scientists got together in 1919 to make something that kids would like by combining something healthy with foods kids like. They came up with a type of corn that tastes like candy...a candy corn! Every kid could now claim they were eating vegetables....

Now, in ATOT fashion, it seems those same scientists have been raised from the dead. Corn? Fvck corn! Why not something the internet can appreciate? BACON!!!

So here we have it... Bacon Gumballs!

From the site:
Yes, we?ve gone overboard with the ?bacon? thing, but who can blame us? Bacon is a powerful force and we are but disciples doing our part to spread the gustatory gospel.

ATOTers rejoice! What next, caffeinated bacon? baconated grapefruit?!? The possibilities are endless!
 

bsobel

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Originally posted by: Flammable
i have a feeling they wont taste so good

I felt that way about bacon brittle at first, I was wrong.

 

MovingTarget

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Originally posted by: Flammable
i have a feeling they wont taste so good

Bacon-flavored? wont taste so good? Blasphemy!

Oh...and bump for the daytime crew...
 

MoPHo

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I vote bacon-flavored edible underwear as next greatest achievement for man.
 

Raduque

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How long till they get into gumball machines?


Turn handle, receive bacon (flavored gum)?
 

MovingTarget

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Originally posted by: dguy6789
Candy corn tastes so bad!

little known fact: All candy corn in existance was made in the same year, 1919. Every year after Halloween, collection squads are sent out to collect what they can find to redistribute for the next year. It is a very efficient process.
 

BUTCH1

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There are only 3 food groups,: Meat, Grease, and Sugar so these are OK with me...