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It's April, fools.

Ichinisan

Lifer
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my wife got me earlier. she works in optical and emailed me saying that her company is taking them to maui for specific maui jim training, and their head quarters are in kanaapali.

i then replied back like 'wtf can i go?' and she replied back saying sorry it was only the employees. then i realized she was f'ing with me 🙁
 
Worst prank I had was a coworker telling me my new car had a big dent in it. Raced out to the parking lot and it was fine. I'd forgotten it was April 1st. That's what I got for teasing him about his "Bahston" accent.
 
Set up a potential nice prank for my roomie but it was no go. He's misplaces his cell phone alot and usually has his lady call it so they can find it. So I changed her ring tone to the Big Sean song "you lil dumb ass stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you" looped and hid his phone. Was simple and would have been pretty good, except someone else called him and he found the phone. DOH!

Oh well, there's always next year.
 
I got my sister. I sent her a text saying I used my lucky 2 dollar bill I keep in my wallet to buy a Super 7-11-21 lotto ticket scratcher and won $500. She was like, "I NEVER WIN ANYTHING!" LOL Then about six minutes latter I get a text saying, "You bastard! I just realized it was April Fools Day." She's the one that always gets us, but I finally got the upper hand.


Speaking of April Fools Day. It's always April Fools in Congress. Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Barbara Boxer. Yep! :twisted:
 
Mason jars are sexist. After all, it was Napoleon that invented caning using wine bottles to store food for his troops. And that's where the idea came to add wine to food. Perhaps the small amount of wine they tasted in the bottled peas was what enticed them to add wine to cuisine.

... There is a reason it is called Pasteurization and not Napoleonization.
 
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