It's almost 2022... where is my Soylent Green?

[ultimatebob]

According to one of my favorite classic Sci Fi movies, Soylent Green should be coming out any day now. Where is it?!?

I mean, sure, it's made with people... but I've heard that it's pretty tasty!

Modern science already failed to deliver flying cars and floating hoverboards in 2015 as promised in Back to The Future 2. Looks like we're getting screwed again.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

The Kanamits beat you to it.

 

[nakedfrog]

Buy some Soylent and add green food coloring?

 

[ultimatebob]

Buy some Soylent and add green food coloring?

I thought about it, but I've heard that they aren't very good and they give you gas.

Besides, it's probably the people parts in the green version that give it the flavor!

 

[Torn Mind]

We live in a soybean paradise.

As walk in the fields of green
I realize that there's nothing but beans.
We've been dumping Monsanto goods for so long
Even Uncle Sam thinks that our minds are gone....

 

[snoopy7548]

Take a look in the mirror... your time to become my food is almost here, old man.

 

[Captante]

Buy some Soylent and add green food coloring?

Not required.

 

[Kaido]

Not required.

That flavor is actually pretty good, I just had some the other day lol

 

[ultimatebob]

Not required.

It looks like it would be a good "dessert" flavor. Probably doesn't taste much like the "real" thing, though.

 

[brianmanahan]

That flavor is actually pretty good, I just had some the other day lol

people flavor is my favorite

 

[Torn Mind]

people flavor is my favorite

They say pig is a decent substitute.

I'd speculate rodents like mice or rat would taste similar as well.....

 

[shortylickens]

the past five years have taught me a great deal. Not the least of which is the average American is REALLY stupid, lazy, and spoiled. If we ever need to make soylent green we're screwed, cuz most of us won't have the expertise. It won't be a morality issue, I can be absolutely sure of that.

 

[ultimatebob]

the past five years have taught me a great deal. Not the least of which is the average American is REALLY stupid, lazy, and spoiled. If we ever need to make soylent green we're screwed, cuz most of us won't have the expertise. It won't be a morality issue, I can be absolutely sure of that.

Hey now... if that movie taught us anything, is that capitalists are willing to produce ANYTHING if there is a profit in making it. ANYTHING