highland145
Lifer
Blame them because it is their fault. Tell the kids that you're stressing over which foster home to send them to and tell the wife (if she can take a joke) that it's tough leading a double life with a family and a 20 y.o stripper.Anytime my wife or kids mention my gray hair I just tell them that my hair is lightening up.
Sadly the do not listen to me. Usually just point and laugh. 🙁