It's a man, man....

[Whoozyerdaddy]

http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dl...ID=/20070404/NEWS01/304030027/-1/CINCI

Only in Ohio?

LMAO

Mason Police Officer Scott Miller pulled the truck over. His report states: ?I observed Cole to be wearing a very skimpy woman?s ? bikini with two tan water balloons taped to the top to simulate two woman?s breasts and a pair of pink Speedo flip-flop sandals.?

Cole was unsteady and twice fell against the truck, Miller reported. Cole also fumbled through his wallet and handed him a debit card and a credit card when asked for his driver?s license.

The officer looked through the wallet but could not find his driver?s license, although Cole did provide a Social Security Number.

?I asked Cole what he was doing wearing a woman?s bikini at the park where families frequent,? Miller wrote. ?Cole did state he was headed to a ?gay bar? in Dayton to perform as a woman for a $10,000 prize."

As the two spoke, Miller reported smelling alcohol on Cole, who also had slurred speech.

Police found an open, half-empty 40-ounce bottle of Budweiser in Cole?s truck. They also found a black gym bag with more blond wigs, women?s bikinis, long silver go-go boots and other women?s garments.

Cole?s blood-alcohol test registered 0.174, more than twice Ohio?s legal limit of 0.08.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

The one time I don't want :camera:'s they include them. :frown:

EDIT: It is pretty funny though, and for a $10,000 prize I don't blame him.

 

[novasatori]

man sounds like he's also going to end up fired if you read the end

poor guy - I bet he'll regret that forever

 

[xSkyDrAx]

OMG MY EYESSS

TEH GOOGLES THEY DO NOTHING!

 

[RKS]

I live in Mason.

It is usually a really great community.

Edit: The weirdo is from Waynesville, which is some hick town a few miles away.

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

I knew I shouldnt have clicked the pic

 

[moshquerade]

it's a pretty funny story except for this part:

Cole?s blood-alcohol test registered 0.174, more than twice Ohio?s legal limit of 0.08.

 

[gwrober]

that's actually pretty funny -