It's a Hentai kinda Xmas

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Geekbabe

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Red and I try to avoid sharing specific details of our marriage on the forums but this is too funny not to post.

We live here together with my 22 yr old son who is young man living with autism. It's xmas eve in New England, a white christmas, the tree is twinkling, the electric fireplace is crackling, we've had a lovely supper and we sit down to open gifts, Red's got his holiday eggnog with brandy. A classic New England holiday setting.

My son is an avid collector of Anime and I'd gotten him several new titles, as my son opens a package Red sitting there smiling broadly and trying to be festive and pleasant says "oh cool, what did you get, is that Hentai?"


I'm sitting across from the 2 of them and the look on my son's face was priceless !!! poor kid looked like he was choking on a furball!!

I try to steer the convo onto the next gift to be opened but Red continued on talking about Hentai... my son was looking at me at that
point with the same glazed eyed expression that deer get when they are caught in the headlights of your car.

Finally I just looked at Red and tell him to stop talking about tentacle porn on Christmas eve.. My son looks at me.. by this point his eyes were filled with a look that was a cross between disbelief and horror!

Red then says "how the hell do you know about tentacle porn"

the 3 of us ended up collapsing into a fit of laughter!!!
 

lifeobry

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I support this thread and all the values it espouses. Xmas is about family and hentai. Everyone knows this.
 

TecHNooB

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You're weird :p In a good way.

The fact that red brings up hentai IS actually wierd tho.
 
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PCTC2

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I support this thread and all the values it espouses. Xmas is about family and hentai. Everyone knows this.

Indeed. It is a priceless MasterCard moment. It encompasses the values of sharing a good time together... with tentacle porn.

Great story Geekbabe. The porn conversation with parents is always a great one... made better by Xmas.
 

Matthiasa

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Was there actually any hentai if not... pshh bad title with lies and deceit and needs more info on what person thought was hentai.
 

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Was there actually any hentai if not... pshh bad title with lies and deceit and needs more info on what person thought was hentai.

What's weirder than having your middle aged stepfather blathering on in a chatty way about Hentai as you open your Xmas gifts?

I'll tell you what's weirder.. having your middle aged mother utter the words "Tentacle porn" on Xmas eve as you open your gifts.

LOL,Red set me up !!!
 

DaveSimmons

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Someone needs to watch a little anime that doesn't include demon beast invasions :)

Maybe some Black Lagoon or Noir so he sees it can also be about excessive violence. Or Aria, for the nail-biting tenseness of extreme gondoliering adventures.
 

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Someone needs to watch a little anime that doesn't include demon beast invasions :)

Maybe some Black Lagoon or Noir so he sees it can also be about excessive violence. Or Aria, for the nail-biting tenseness of extreme gondoliering adventures.

There were no films featuring demon beast invasions under my Xmas tree!! ROTFLMAO!!!

Red set me up brilliantly and I will get him back for this I swear, lol!
 

Cyco

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Good stuff! A family that laughs together grows together. Merry X-mas!
 
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