its 10 pm do you know where your children are?

[DarthSideous]

yep mine are in bed..therefore its miller time..wooohooo!! actually in my case its budlight time..all I know is its sat night and I have a big cold brew in my hand..ahh life is good

 

[DannyLove]

my children are somewhere in the near future, maybe 5-10 years from now.

 

[crab]

uh-oh
i have kids?

 

[Bignate603]

I sure as hell hope i don't have any kids, that would be news to me.

 

[Mesomorph]

..............Guam?

 

[Ladies Man]

FOR THE LAST TIME NO!!!!!!!!!!

-homer simpson

 

[DarthSideous]

I figured most of you guys didn't have kids..or beer for that matter.I guess alot of you guys are a little younger than me..I'm 33 and probably the geezer around here, but thats ok because I got beer and a pc..and maybe some UT

 

[Scrapster]

I can't enjoy a beer the same way you can man. I've been out every weekend for the past 2 months and have a beer each time. Still, I can't stand the taste of it. I'd much rather have some Hard A mixed in with some kool-aid. But I guess I'm kind of new, turned 21 in december.

 

[DarthSideous]

hey man welcome to the club..I turned 21 twelve years ago.. whats with the kool aid? sounds nasty

 

[Scrapster]

whats with the cool aid? sounds nasty

It's not. I'm not just talking about kool-aid either, but any fruity drink that contains Hard A. My taste buds just do not agree with beer though.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< its 10 pm do you know where your children are? >>

um... still in my -um... nevermind.

 

[DarthSideous]

beer is an aquired taste..it tastes disgusting when you first have it

 

[FrogDog]

<< FOR THE LAST TIME NO!!!!!!!!!!
-homer simpson >>



Ohhh where is Bart...His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.

 

[Viperoni]

I have kids?
/me smacks self

 

[Yeeny]

Well my kids are in bed sleeping. But you know, as each day passes, I wonder more and more, are they really mine? I wonder sometimes if my husband is pulling a fast one on me... :Q

 

[LadyNiniane]

Mine are in bed, also. And I know they're mine - I've got the scars (including the mental ones) to prove it.

Lady Niniane
you know you've been a Mom too long when you find yourself yelling at your teenager and realize that you are quoting your own mother...

 

[yakko]

<< its 10 pm do you know where your children are? >>

No kids and at 10 pm last night I had 5 bottles of Spaten Oktoberfest left. Now I can't seem to find any trace of the beer.