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xBopx

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So, I was sitting on the couch watching tv with this chick. Things were getting a little 'tense,' if you know what I mean. A commercial for the sitcom Will and Grace came on.

She said "I like that show."

I responded by saying "It annoys me."

"It would" she says.

"It would?" I reply.

"It would" she says slowly, deliberately, one last time staring directly into my eyes.


And then I read between the lines and I was like WTF - you're my best friends little sister!
 

agnitrate

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Originally posted by: Bop
So, I was sitting on the couch watching tv with this chick. Things were getting a little 'tense,' if you know what I mean. A commercial for the sitcom Will and Grace came on.

She said "I like that show."

I responded by saying "It annoys me."

"It would" she says.

"It would?" I reply.

"It would" she says slowly, deliberately, one last time staring directly into my eyes.


And then I read between the lines and I was like WTF - you're my best friends little sister!

Maybe she means you're a homophobe. Unresolved issues?

-silver
 

xBopx

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Originally posted by: agnitrate
Originally posted by: Bop
So, I was sitting on the couch watching tv with this chick. Things were getting a little 'tense,' if you know what I mean. A commercial for the sitcom Will and Grace came on.

She said "I like that show."

I responded by saying "It annoys me."

"It would" she says.

"It would?" I reply.

"It would" she says slowly, deliberately, one last time staring directly into my eyes.


And then I read between the lines and I was like WTF - you're my best friends little sister!

Maybe she means you're a homophobe. Unresolved issues?

-silver
Maybe she's pissed that I turned down her earlier advances

 

agnitrate

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Originally posted by: Bop
Originally posted by: agnitrate
Originally posted by: Bop
So, I was sitting on the couch watching tv with this chick. Things were getting a little 'tense,' if you know what I mean. A commercial for the sitcom Will and Grace came on.

She said "I like that show."

I responded by saying "It annoys me."

"It would" she says.

"It would?" I reply.

"It would" she says slowly, deliberately, one last time staring directly into my eyes.


And then I read between the lines and I was like WTF - you're my best friends little sister!

Maybe she means you're a homophobe. Unresolved issues?

-silver
Maybe she's pissed that I turned down her earlier advances

In hopes of a member from the other team?

-silver

 

Zenmervolt

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Well, clicking on this thread was a waste of time.

Anyone here know what's up with this new crop of n00bs?

ZV
 

KingNothing

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Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Well, clicking on this thread was a waste of time.

Anyone here know what's up with this new crop of n00bs?

ZV

My theory is that this is what happens when a generation is raised on the cartoons of now instead of the cartoons of 10 years ago. Spongebob Squarepants et al, vs. Batman/Spiderman/X-Men/Gargoyles.
 

xBopx

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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Bop
would = wood = uh huh
She's still your best friend's sister!!
What's weird is we were just watching a really bad movie on showtime about a 40 year old man that layed his best friends daughter. I think I made it clear that things like that aren't cool to her.
 

ThisIsMatt

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Originally posted by: Bop
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Bop
would = wood = uh huh
She's still your best friend's sister!!
What's weird is we were just watching a really bad movie on showtime about a 40 year old man that layed his best friends daughter. I think I made it clear that things like that aren't cool to her.
I'm still :confused: lol...
 

guyver01

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Originally posted by: ohtwell
Maybe she thinks you are homosexual.


: ) Amanda

i would agree with that assessment..

altho *I* like will and grace, and i am 100% straight!!

 

KingNothing

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Originally posted by: guyver01
Originally posted by: ohtwell
Maybe she thinks you are homosexual.


: ) Amanda

i would agree with that assessment..

altho *I* like will and grace, and i am 100% straight!!

I think it's funny sometimes, but I'm getting tired of the rapid-fire witty dialogue thing all the sitcoms seem to be doing these days. It gets hard to listen to after awhile.