It seems they finally started selling Lightspeed Briefs

[shortylickens]

But they dont look like the style Fry wanted.

https://swimshop.co.nz/products/menslightspeedbrief

 

[cbrunny]

The problem with speedos is that they're really hard to get sized properly. You almost need to try them on to know for sure. I wear a jammer style when I swim and I find that it is too big, even though it is sized properly for me based on my pants. The legs drag down and I end up like this

Then I'm that guy that's constantly pulling up his speedo in the pool while gasping for oxygen. Not a good look.

But they're also reasonably expensive so I don't want to go buy another one. I'd rather do something else with that $40.

My last speedo was also sized the same as the one I currently have, but I was a bit bigger then. That one broke in the pool. I mean it broke. I went to flip turn and split open the ass. The crazy thing is that I didn't notice for a few laps until I noticed that it felt very breezy down there. Thankfully no one was swimming in my lane other than me, so I got out of there almost entirely shame free and without putting my cold wet bare ass in someones face. True story.

I think for my next speedo Im going to go with something a bit more James Bond:

 

[Crono]