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It seems people love Ron Jeremy...

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Martin

Lifer
http://www.upi.com/view.cfm?StoryID=20030213-094216-6972r


Some quotes:
Do you know HOW popular you have to be to interrupt the nude flesh parade at a strip bar to stand on stage telling jokes for a half hour? He may be the ONLY guy in the history of movies -- ANY movies, not just porn -- who could do that. Robert DeNiro could not stand onstage at a strip club without getting booed off by the rowdy frustrated crowd.
And, man, do they turn out when Ron shows up. He's not just a porn star, he's THE porn star, a phenomenon examined in an excellent new documentary called "Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy," now playing on the west coast and soon to open in the east. To give you just one example: When Ron appears at the Consumer Electronics Show, among hundreds of scantily clad porn women, he has the longest autograph line in the building. People are fanatic about the guy. They feel like they know him.
His secret, of course, is that he's the most unlikely porn star in the business. He's short, overweight, roly-poly, out of shape, and so hairy his nickname is "The Hedgehog." His saving grace is that he never loses his sense of humor -- even the steamiest scene can be interrupted by a Jeremy quip -- and he's the hope of the great unwashed. LITERALLY the great unwashed -- he usually looks like he just crawled out of a Goodwill Box, and his costars have occasionally complained about his hygiene. In some cases women won't have sex with him unless his whole body is shaved first. (We see this fairly gruesome process taking place in the movie. It takes two guys to do it.)
In other words, if Ron Jeremy can have sex with 4,000 women -- the number is hard to verify, even by Ron, but he multiplied the 1,600 movies he's made by the average number of women he beds in each -- if THIS GUY can do that, then there's hope for every schlemiel in America.
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He keeps pictures of himself with every famous person in Hollywood. He has an amazing networking notebook that is the size of a phone book. He loves premieres and paparazzi and parties and food. And he gets lonely. He thinks of being a father. And he still dreams of Tanya, the girl who got away.

You go this movie expecting to be titillated by his feats of sexual prowess, but you leave it saying, "Awwww, such a SWEET guy."

Amazing movie.
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he looks nasty

and any woman that has "been" with him is nasty too.

I once heard Howard Stern tell a chick on his show he would'nt kiss her on the mouth because Ron Jeremy had "been" there first.
 
He could NEVER get a woman wet onscreen.

Yes, he has a huge penis--one of the biggest ever in porn, but he is damn ugly, hairy and overweight. That is why women aren't turned on by him; they have to be paid to interact with him......If he entered a club, he would have problems getting laid. Yes, he's funny and since he's a producer, can stay in porn as long as he wants.

Long live "The Hedgehog."
 
You go this movie expecting to be titillated by his feats of sexual prowess, but you leave it saying, "Awwww, such a SWEET guy."

Amazing movie.
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After watching 8 Mile... Eminem came out looking like such a SWEET guy...
 
How did this fat turdlinger get to be a pornstar? I haven't seen him in a movie (thank god) he may have a huge wang but still.... bleh
 
Saw him on the game show "The Weakest Link" Pretty funny. Ann was merciless.

His early days he made films with some of the ugliest women I have ever seen but later with some of the most beautiful.
 
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