It just hit me... don't homosexuals have it MADE?!

MDesigner

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OK, let's take a situation here: a gay man is at a gym. He goes through his routine, whatever, and then it's time to shower. Where does he go??

That's right.. the men's locker room!

Now why do we have separate locker rooms (men/women) anyway? Because the two genders are usually sexually attracted to each other, I suppose (can anyone think of any other reasons?). So by the same reasoning, shouldn't gay women go to the men's locker room, and gay men go to the women's locker room? Of course, then you have the problem of all the straight women ogling at the naked guy in their locker room. :) Of course, they would never change the separate gender locker room thing. There would be too many men CLAIMING to be gay, so they could get into the women's locker room.

Just my stray thought of the day... discuss.
 

loosbrew

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thats not the point. the point is that gay men dont have to let anyone know they are gay, and it is perfectly normal for these gay men to be attracted to anyone they see, anywhere. its when they start staring or oogling is when it gets inappropriate.such is why men and women arnt allowed in locker rooms. men cant hold themselves back when confronted with a naked woman.

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kbm5

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Yeah, but there's no way of... errmmm...ummm... releasing the tension caused by such a situation without somebody noticing something weird.
 

daveman

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I sure as hell don't want any gay men in the locker room with me. So I guess they can have a gay locker room.
 

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<< thats not the point. the point is that gay men dont have to let anyone know they are gay, and it is perfectly normal for these gay men to be attracted to anyone they see, anywhere. its when they start staring or oogling is when it gets inappropriate.such is why men and women arnt allowed in locker rooms. men cant hold themselves back when confronted with a naked woman. >>



Exactly my point! They don't have to let anyone know they're gay.. so they're kind of incognito! Therefore.. they have it made! It's the equivalent of a man turning invisible and going into the women's locker room. If you're a man in a man's locker room, no one blinks twice.. no one really cares.
 

ratkil

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&quot;I sure as hell don't want any gay men in the locker room with me. So I guess they can have a gay locker room. &quot;
A little insecure about that manhood are we?
 

thelanx

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Why do you wonder about these things? Are you getting ideas? I certainly am.. j/k ;)
 

MDesigner

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<< Why do you wonder about these things? Are you getting ideas? I certainly am.. j/k ;) >>



No reason.. i have tons of odd thoughts like this all day :)
 

Siva

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Dude, i don't want to think about gay men checking me out. If they want to that's fine, just no touching for the love of god! :p
 

Russ

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I know this will come as a shock to you guys, but if you've ever participated in sports, were in the service, or are a member of a club, you've already been in the shower with homosexual men.

Another shock: You're probably all so damned ugly that you didn't even get a second look.

Russ, NCNE
 

eakers

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this thread makes me ill.

sometimes the views of homosexuality here confuse me as i cant believe some people think the way they do....

*kat. <-- :confused:
 

monto

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<<
Another shock: You're probably all so damned ugly that you didn't even get a second look.

Russ, NCNE
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hey that's not very nice :disgust: no matter how true
 

Ameesh

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<< &quot;I sure as hell don't want any gay men in the locker room with me. So I guess they can have a gay locker room. &quot;
A little insecure about that manhood are we?
>>



why is it always that gay people think straights are insecure with themselves, how about they just dont want people ogling them when they are naked at the gym. why is that soo hard to understand?
 

djchemistry

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Another shock: You're probably all so damned ugly that you didn't even get a second look.

hahaha...lol...rofl!!!
You are so correct. I wouldn't stare at half the people I work out next to in the gym. The average person just isn't that attractive, with or without clothes. I mean come on, the guy's locker room doesn't exactly look like an Abercrombie catalog ( I should mention a lot of abercrombie models are gay, literally ). And the women's locker room doesn't exactly look like a Playboy photo shoot either.
 

mollymawk

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The title of this thread makes very little sense when you realize that any homosexual male who displays bodily signs of arousal in a typical men's locker room is likely to be mocked, at best, and beaten to death, at worst. Doesn't sound to me as if they &quot;have it made.&quot;
 

GasX

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Ever hear of Gaydar? He's not gonna waste his time on checking out your hairy ass unless you are giving off the vibe.
 

Eug

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<< I know this will come as a shock to you guys, but if you've ever participated in sports, were in the service, or are a member of a club, you've already been in the shower with homosexual men. >>

True... true...

<< Another shock: You're probably all so damned ugly that you didn't even get a second look. >>

Heheh. I was walking down the street a while back with a friend (guy). A couple of gay guys checked him out up and down, but not me. I felt kinda insulted, well sorta. :p Then there were the times women flirted with my GF. Hmmm... :Q