It has been much too long without a real Socal Earthquake

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zerocool84

zerocool84

Lifer
Nov 11, 2004
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Don't bring it up because it'll happen soon. I now live within a mile from the beach so I'm not looking forward to it.
 
DrPizza

DrPizza

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I've followed the work of Tesla and developed a device that's in my basement, sending out waves that could cause Earthquakes. However, the waves are currently 180 degrees out of phase, which has the effect of preventing earthquakes. The wavelength is set such that it has the greatest effect on Cali. Due to the curvature of the Earth, I've been unable to affect Asia. Anyway, I was planning on turning it off in just a couple weeks to see what would happen.
 
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OCGuy

Lifer
Jul 12, 2000
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DrPizza said:
I've followed the work of Tesla and developed a device that's in my basement, sending out waves that could cause Earthquakes. However, the waves are currently 180 degrees out of phase, which has the effect of preventing earthquakes. The wavelength is set such that it has the greatest effect on Cali. Due to the curvature of the Earth, I've been unable to affect Asia. Anyway, I was planning on turning it off in just a couple weeks to see what would happen.
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Can you warn me before you reverse the polarity? Also, how is Western NY in the Spring, and do you have an extra couch? Or even an extra spot in the barn by the goats?
 
lozina

lozina

Lifer
Sep 10, 2001
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Don't worry I'll be rooting for you. Haven't had much excitement in the news for a while anyway.
 
db

db

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Dec 6, 1999
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Like when you stretch your spine and everything pops into place: that's what happens when California has an earthquake. An adjustment.
 
rockyct

rockyct

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That Easter earthquake a few years ago was the last one where I thought "damn, I hope some houses didn't just fall over." It was probably the longest one I've ever felt too because it just...would...not...stop. I guess it was measured at about 40 seconds, which is incredible. Most earthquakes are just quick jolts. I'm amazed that only a few people died considering it was centered in Mexico.
 
MongGrel

MongGrel

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Dec 3, 2013
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db said:
Like when you stretch your spine and everything pops into place: that's what happens when California has an earthquake. An adjustment.
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That, or the coastline finally drops into the ocean.

:whiste:
 
Attic

Attic

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I've been on the road the last two earthquakes, in traffic.

7.0+ or no care.
 
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96Firebird

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OCGuy said:
Can you warn me before you reverse the polarity? Also, how is Western NY in the Spring, and do you have an extra couch? Or even an extra spot in the barn by the goats?
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What is this "spring" you speak of? :hmm:

We are expected to get another 3-5 6-10 of the white stuff (not cocaine) tonight...

Better than earthquakes though!

Edit - Moar snow!
 
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IronWing

IronWing

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Trapped between the mountains, deserts, and the ocean with no drinking water or food and no way to charge your iPhone, along with thirty million other people with similar problems. What could go wrong?
 
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OCGuy

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96Firebird said:
Edit - Moar snow!
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snow.jpg
 
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