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I did a search for *it all adds up* btw so I don't care if its a repost! SOMEONE will find this funny I'm sure. I know I did. I know its also more biased to some words etc etc blah blah but its still fun
>>Subject: It all adds up
>>
>>
>> >>Here is a math problem for you...
>> >>
>> >>Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
>> >>100%?
>> >>We have all been to those meetings where someone
>> >>
>> >>wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math
>> >>that
>> >>might prove helpful .
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> What makes life 100%?
>> >>
>> >>If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
>> >>represented
>> >>as:
>> >>
>> >>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
>>25
>> >>26.
>> >>Then:
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> H A R D W O R K
>> >>
>> >> 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> K N O W L E D G E
>> >>
>> >>11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> But,
>> >>
>> >>A T T I T U D E
>> >>
>> >>1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> And,
>> >>
>> >>B U L L S H I T
>> >>
>> >>2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
>> >>
>> >>So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge
>> >>
>> >>will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullshit
>> >>
>> >>will put you over the top.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> But, look how far ass kissing will take you.
>> >>
>> >>A S S K I S S I N G
>> >>
>> >>1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
>> >>
>> >>So the next time someone asks you to give more than
>> >>
>> >>100%, you know what is required of you.
>>Subject: It all adds up
>>
>>
>> >>Here is a math problem for you...
>> >>
>> >>Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
>> >>100%?
>> >>We have all been to those meetings where someone
>> >>
>> >>wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math
>> >>that
>> >>might prove helpful .
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> What makes life 100%?
>> >>
>> >>If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
>> >>represented
>> >>as:
>> >>
>> >>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
>>25
>> >>26.
>> >>Then:
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> H A R D W O R K
>> >>
>> >> 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> K N O W L E D G E
>> >>
>> >>11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> But,
>> >>
>> >>A T T I T U D E
>> >>
>> >>1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> And,
>> >>
>> >>B U L L S H I T
>> >>
>> >>2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
>> >>
>> >>So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge
>> >>
>> >>will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullshit
>> >>
>> >>will put you over the top.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> But, look how far ass kissing will take you.
>> >>
>> >>A S S K I S S I N G
>> >>
>> >>1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
>> >>
>> >>So the next time someone asks you to give more than
>> >>
>> >>100%, you know what is required of you.
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