Army frowns on Dungeons and Dragons
IDF says players are detached from reality and automatically given a low security clearance
By Hanan Greenberg
Does the Israel Defense Forces believe incoming recruits and soldiers who play Dungeons and Dragons are unfit for elite units? Ynetnews has learned that 18-year-olds who tell recruiters they play the popular fantasy game are automatically given low security clearance.
?They're detached from reality and suscepitble to influence,? the army says.
How dare they. Does this look like
"detached from reality"to you?
Don't you see how the ogre crumbles from the power of my lightning bolt?
And as far as "susceptible to influence" -- well, that's why I wear a Talisman of Free Will. Duh.