Is your pet a virgin?

DnetMHZ

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Well since she's 6 months old and has never met another cat I would hope so.
 

slydecix

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Originally posted by: dnetmhz
Well since she's 6 months old and has never met another cat I would hope so.
You'd better keep an eye on her. Kittens grow up so fast these days.
 

fs5

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Originally posted by: Ikonomi
The topic question and the poll question are opposites. :(

word, I picked yes, thinking the question was "is your pet a virgin"
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: Ikonomi
The topic question and the poll question are opposites. :(

Yeah, is kinda confusing ain't it. ;)


(Brutuskend's let's all pay attention poll V 1.0)

SEE, I learned SOMETHING from the last election!
 

MithShrike

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Hashmir hsant been neutered but every time he tries to mount a female doggie she just sits down and he gives up. I think we need to wash Mrs. Hashmir (his stuffed bear that he humps) again.
 

IEC

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My dog had a miscarriage and none of her puppies made it. :( She was killed about a year later by another dog. :(
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: Mith
Hashmir hsant been neutered but every time he tries to mount a female doggie she just sits down and he gives up. I think we need to wash Mrs. Hashmir (his stuffed bear that he humps) again.

MAN, Now I'm gonna have bad dreams!
 

CrazyDe1

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If you neuter your pet does that mean your pet can't have an orgasm? Or does it mean they just don't shoot the sh1t?
 

MichaelD

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WTF kind of sickass question is this? :Q

No. My pet rock, Rocky, has never had his rockbottom bottom rocked by another pet rock.
 

PoPPeR

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me and my dog lost our virginitiy at the same time. I was with my girlfriend and my dog was with some stray.
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: PoPPeR
me and my dog lost our virginitiy at the same time. I was with my girlfriend and my dog was with some stray.

Which is INFINITELY better than the other way around! ;)