Is your life complicated?

[HAL9000]

Hey People,

I have a complicated life, I'm a bipolar, bisexual, insomniac with a memory that really lasts about 6 days. so things get complicated quickly. How's yours? Any major complications of late?

 

[Zorro]

I had chicken for dinner.

 

[eldorado99]

Nope, life is pretty easy for me right now.

 

[HAL9000]

Nope, life is pretty easy for me right now.

Awesome. You win.

 

[Oil]

I had chicken for dinner.

I had a tough time deciding between chicken and steak tonight. I chose steak, hopefully that was the right decision

 

[eldorado99]

Sweet, what do I win?

 

[mjrpes3]

Hey People,

I have a calculated life, I'm a binary, asexual, insomniac, so things get calculated quickly. How's yours? Any major calculations of late?

you are a computer HAL. we are humans.

 

[HAL9000]

Sweet, what do I win?

A simple life.

 

[HAL9000]

you are a computer HAL. we are humans.

A faulty computer.

 

[CallMeJoe]

I had a tough time deciding between chicken and steak tonight. I chose steak, hopefully that was the right decision

I had shrimp.

 

[Alone]

I have a complicated life but I man up and deal with it, not bitch like a little girl.

 

[HAL9000]

I had shrimp.

I love shrimp. :hmm: maybe you win.

 

[HAL9000]

I have a complicated life but I man up and deal with it, not bitch like a little girl.

Good call, bitching is unbecoming of a man. What's complicated?

 

[erikistired]

posting in a TridenT thread.

 

[Engineer]

Sweet, what do I win?

He did say he's bisexual! :sneaky::sneaky:

 

[HAL9000]

He did say he's bisexual! :sneaky::sneaky:

Don't give it away! Damn, now the prize isn't a sur-prize.

 

[HAL9000]

posting in a TridenT thread.

OI! I'm neckbeard, not TridenT!

 

[SandEagle]

i have an extremely complicated life. it would make for a good movie.

 

[HAL9000]

i have an extremely complicated life. it would make for a good movie.

What makes it complicated matey?

 

[TecHNooB]

i have an extremely complicated life. it would make for a good movie.

shens

 

[nanette1985]

Wimps. You don't even know what a complicated life is. Not that it's a contest.

Let's just say that in the movie version of my life right now, the character of me would be played by Russell Brand, Minnie Pearl, Jackie Chan (in drag), Marilyn Chambers and Bonzo the Wonder Chimp.

And a couple of players to be named later.

 

[SandEagle]

What makes it complicated matey?

where do i start. my tv is only 1080i. i drive a minivan occassionnally. i watch Robin Hood re-runs on BBC. i have an xbox360. my spelling sucks. i have indian neighbors. WHY, GOD, WHHHHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

 

[HAL9000]

Wimps. You don't even know what a complicated life is. Not that it's a contest.

Let's just say that in the movie version of my life right now, the character of me would be played by Russell Brand, Minnie Pearl, Jackie Chan (in drag), Marilyn Chambers and Bonzo the Wonder Chimp.

And a couple of players to be named later.

Do you have a split personality, because that would definitely mean you win

 

[spaceman]

billiam overbeck
will
beel
beelz heer

 

[HAL9000]

where do i start. my tv is only 1080i. i drive a minivan occassionnally. i watch Robin Hood re-runs on BBC. i have an xbox360. my spelling sucks. i have indian neighbors. WHY, GOD, WHHHHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

This seems more like a statement of facts about your life rather than things that would make it complicated...?