Is this you?

[HomeBrewerDude]

survey

 

[KarenMarie]

OMG! that is a hoot! I wonder how many AT's will actually fill that out!

 

[pillage2001]

 

[Regine]

Is this only for males or both men and women?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: toolgirl
Is this only for males or both men and women?

for you, i am sure they will make an exception.

 

[Regine]

Originally posted by: yamahaXS

Originally posted by: toolgirl
Is this only for males or both men and women?

for you, i am sure they will make an exception.

LOL - thanks

So - who will be the first to post their results

 

[Chaotic42]

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Based on the information you inputted, you are slightly over masturbated. If you are not currently experiencing any of the symptoms, it may be your body is able to handle your excessive habits. However, as you grow older, your body will start to slow down and may not be able to handle such a stress. It is recommended you do not masturbate more than once a day and, if possible, no more than 3 or 4 times a week.

Also recommended is drinking a cup of soymilk everyday or, if you prefer, consuming some soy products in its place. As always, consume a good amount of fruits and vegetables. Asparagus, celery, bananas, and grapes are good sources to help improve sexual health.
--

 

[Regine]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
--
Based on the information you inputted, you are slightly over masturbated. If you are not currently experiencing any of the symptoms, it may be your body is able to handle your excessive habits. However, as you grow older, your body will start to slow down and may not be able to handle such a stress. It is recommended you do not masturbate more than once a day and, if possible, no more than 3 or 4 times a week.

Also recommended is drinking a cup of soymilk everyday or, if you prefer, consuming some soy products in its place. As always, consume a good amount of fruits and vegetables. Asparagus, celery, bananas, and grapes are good sources to help improve sexual health.
--

Yeah, I got that too.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: toolgirl
Yeah, I got that too.

It does that for all of the lower numbers.
Edit: Wow, everything under 14

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

You are enjoying yourself too much. Based on the information you inputted, you might be suffering from chronic fatigue (exhausted even after plenty of rest), deterioration of your ability to concentrate, and problems with soft / weak erections.


Common Symptoms of Over Masturbation include:


? Fatigue / Exhaustion
? Mood Swings
? Irritability
? Lower Back Pain
? Thinning Hair
? Soft and Weak Erections / Youth Impotence
? Insomnia / Sleep problems

? Because of the extent of masturbation and the age at which you started, it will take a few months before your body is functioning normally. You must first change your diet to provide your body with the nutrients needed to assist in recovery and the reduction of unnecessary waste. You should also reduce your intake of red meat, such as beef, pork, and lamb, by at least 50%.
? Drink a cup of soymilk everyday or, if you prefer, consume some soy products in its place. As always, consume a good amount of fruits and vegetables. Asparagus, celery, bananas, and grapes are good sources to help improve your sexual health.

lol

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

You are enjoying yourself too much. Based on the information you inputted, you might be suffering from chronic fatigue (exhausted even after plenty of rest), deterioration of your ability to concentrate, and problems with soft / weak erections.


Common Symptoms of Over Masturbation include:


? Fatigue / Exhaustion
? Mood Swings
? Irritability
? Lower Back Pain
? Thinning Hair
? Soft and Weak Erections / Youth Impotence
? Insomnia / Sleep problems

? Because of the extent of masturbation and the age at which you started, it will take a few months before your body is functioning normally. You must first change your diet to provide your body with the nutrients needed to assist in recovery and the reduction of unnecessary waste. You should also reduce your intake of red meat, such as beef, pork, and lamb, by at least 50%.
? Drink a cup of soymilk everyday or, if you prefer, consume some soy products in its place. As always, consume a good amount of fruits and vegetables. Asparagus, celery, bananas, and grapes are good sources to help improve your sexual health.

lol

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

i just did it twice

 

[Walleye]

age: 18

# per week. 6000

problems?

depression.




"you are enjoying yourself too much".

 

[sillymofo]

Will the survey tell you when you'll die at the rate you're going?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
Will the survey tell you when you'll die at the rate you're going?

fill it out and let us know what it tell you

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: Walleye
age: 18 # per week. 6000 problems? depression. "you are enjoying yourself too much".

That's 857 times a day, 35 times and hour, roughly one every two mins. I CALL SHENANIGAN.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: Walleye
age: 18 # per week. 6000 problems? depression. "you are enjoying yourself too much".

That's 857 times a day, 35 times and hour, roughly one every two mins. I CALL SHENANIGAN.

I CALL BLISTERS.

 

[dfi]

If you put once per week, the survey states you are overmasturbated, even though the response says 3-4 times weekly is a better frequency.

dfi

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: Walleye
age: 18 # per week. 6000 problems? depression. "you are enjoying yourself too much".

That's 857 times a day, 35 times and hour, roughly one every two mins. I CALL SHENANIGAN.

either that or i'm the happiest person on earth.

the problem is that it doesnt have an upper cap. 100 times a week is excessive, they should have made something around there a cap.

beyond which they say "you're just screwing with us, aint ya"