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is this true??? (please respond...)



<< Howdy y'all!

Is it true that humping a sheep is easer than humping a goat or cow because you have more grip to hang on to ithe darn animal if it decides to run away? >>



You wanna be the first to know??
 


<< (oh: forgot to mention: this question is for the rednecks visiting these forums... >>



And for the immature 14 year old boys that come on these forums just to be given vacas for asking questions like this...

CK
 
You're gonna last a long time around here.....I just know it.
rolleye.gif


Fausto
 
No, people,

I was just trying to go for my Phd in Rednecking...





<< Howdy, Jim-Bob, how's your sister, err, wife today?
Let's go shoot some cattle with our overpowered rifles. If we hit any minority group people, that's a bonus!
Hey, Jim-Bob, it was a good one when Doobya bombed the afghins, he should do it to the Frensh too, dontchathink? >>



Am I getting there?
 
We've moved from homosexuality to incest and now on to beastiality.

Really makes one wonder about ATOT...
 


<< Your daddy tends to think so...

but then again he'll do anything on 4 legs..


I smell lock and ban >>






Do you smell lock 'n' ban here?

You didn't smell it when everyone was bashing the french, the arabs, or any other non-us group.


Your post just shows how openminded you are.

--this topic is a joke, don't feel personally offended by it!--


(but i still want an answer!)
 


<< Definitely easier than a goat, but I can't say whether it's easier than a cow. >>



from experience or just assumption? 😛
 
well i've never been with a goat so i can't speak from experience. but as for a cow, gripping it isn't the problem, it's the sheer mass of the cow itself that causes the problem. it's something i'd just rather not try again. i would honestly recommend sheep. their wool coat and medium size provide just the right combination for maximum humpability. 😉








note to the humor-deprived tools of this forum: that was a joke.
 
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