is this true??? (please respond...)

[hummer357]

Go out in the barnyard and find out.
You are no longer welcome here at AnandTech.

AnandTech Moderator

 

[pillage2001]

<< Howdy y'all!

Is it true that humping a sheep is easer than humping a goat or cow because you have more grip to hang on to ithe darn animal if it decides to run away? >>



You wanna be the first to know??

 

[SaltBoy]

No comment...

 

[CKDragon]

<< (oh: forgot to mention: this question is for the rednecks visiting these forums... >>



And for the immature 14 year old boys that come on these forums just to be given vacas for asking questions like this...

CK

 

[Fausto]

You're gonna last a long time around here.....I just know it.

Fausto

 

[MajesticMoose]

what's that smell? hmmm....

anywho, why don't you go try it, and then report back to us.

m00se

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

Was middle school closed in your city today, hummer? :disgust:

 

[Hammer]

Does hummer refer to what you like to do to your classmates?

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

You're an idiot.

 

[Sir Fredrick]

Go hump a cow, I dare ya. Where there are cows there are usually bulls. Let me know if you're still alive when you're done.

 

[geekender]

It's easier than a puppy but harder than a kangaroo...sheesh.

 

[Rallispec]

<< You're an idiot. >>

 

[hummer357]

No, people,

I was just trying to go for my Phd in Rednecking...





<< Howdy, Jim-Bob, how's your sister, err, wife today?
Let's go shoot some cattle with our overpowered rifles. If we hit any minority group people, that's a bonus!
Hey, Jim-Bob, it was a good one when Doobya bombed the afghins, he should do it to the Frensh too, dontchathink? >>



Am I getting there?

 

[SpecialEd]

<< You're gonna last a long time around here.....I just know it.

>>




my thoughts exactly...

 

[Cattlegod]

Pic

 

[Nitemare]

Your daddy tends to think so...

but then again he'll do anything on 4 legs..


I smell lock and ban

 

[KatLei]

We've moved from homosexuality to incest and now on to beastiality.

Really makes one wonder about ATOT...

 

[hummer357]

<< Your daddy tends to think so...

but then again he'll do anything on 4 legs..


I smell lock and ban >>






Do you smell lock 'n' ban here?

You didn't smell it when everyone was bashing the french, the arabs, or any other non-us group.


Your post just shows how openminded you are.

--this topic is a joke, don't feel personally offended by it!--


(but i still want an answer!)

 

[OutHouse]

yip lock coming

 

[StageLeft]

Definitely easier than a goat, but I can't say whether it's easier than a cow.

 

[SinNisTeR]

<< Definitely easier than a goat, but I can't say whether it's easier than a cow. >>



from experience or just assumption?

 

[Kev]

well i've never been with a goat so i can't speak from experience. but as for a cow, gripping it isn't the problem, it's the sheer mass of the cow itself that causes the problem. it's something i'd just rather not try again. i would honestly recommend sheep. their wool coat and medium size provide just the right combination for maximum humpability.








note to the humor-deprived tools of this forum: that was a joke.