Is this the end of Maury Povich?

[ballmode]

I am not the father.

$30 bucks... wow

 

[newb111]

Oh god I hope so.

 

[Safeway]

No, it isn't: "I ain't the father bitch. That Q-Tip shit ain't fuckin' right. Let's go ask tha mutha-fuckin' MAURY. He'll know. That's what's up."

 

[BrianH1]

of course not. He can always do shows on teenagers going wild, which is my personal favorite. I have sex 4 times a day trying to get pregnant. I do it anywhere, and everywhere. Yeah I call my mom a ho, I'll DO WHAT I WANT.

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: BrianH1
of course not. He can always do shows on teenagers going wild, which is my personal favorite. I have sex 4 times a day trying to get pregnant. I do it anywhere, and everywhere. Yeah I call my mom a ho, I'll DO WHAT I WANT.

That is still, after many years, one of my favorite South park episodes.

 

[ballmode]

Well after reading the article twice, you gotta send your kit to a place for 119 for you to get the results.... 119 + 30 + tax/shipping = not cheap better go on maury

 

[dbk]

i hope not

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: ballmode
Well after reading the article twice, you gotta send your kit to a place for 119 for you to get the results.... 119 + 30 + tax/shipping = not cheap better go on maury

Yea, and Maury lets you sleep in a hotel room for a night. That is one night you aren't under a bridge.

 

[dennilfloss]

Don't think they'll need/sell many of those amongst the ATOT crowd. :laugh:

 

[isekii]

those bitches are always 100%-1000% sure that the dudes are their baby daddies until the paternity tests tell them otherwise.

 

[hypn0tik]

Those Maury clips are hilarious! There are a few others floating around.

 

[Captante]

The fact that the test isn't admissable in a court of law tells me that its less then accurate ... I don't think Maury has anything to worry about!

 

[QueBert]

one of my favorite was a chick who had been on the show like 4 times total, the first time she was like "I'm 850% SURE HE'S THE DADDY!" claiming she didn't sleep with anyone but him. *SURPRISE* it wasn't his. She's balling in the back with Maury comforting her.

they bring her back on another show, this time she's magically remembered 2 other guys it could be, neither were the father - cut to her in the back balling and Maury telling her it's alright and she's not a whore.

show 3 she brings like 3 dudes on and YUP it's none of them either - same shit backstage

show 4 I think she only brought one guy on, he was totally aware she had be on with 6 other dudes, they were all the typical "bitch u a ho it ain't mine!" this guy was all "I really hope it's my baby" even Maury was stunned. The
results came back, nope wasn't his. He was sobbing and WANTED to be the daddy and be there for her and his baby if it was his. That dude is one in a billion.


best overall was the chick who brought about 12 dudes total on, I only caught a "best of" where they showed clips from all the shows she brought dudes on. After the last dude wasn't the daddy she said she was giving up looking.