Is this moronic??

[conjur]

Originally posted by: AUMM

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
What would they say that would stop us from eating them?

My cat talks to me too

do you eat your cat?

If you use the *other* name for cat :Q

 

[teddymines]

If I came across an animal that talked, I'd say, "Well done!"

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
What would they say that would stop us from eating them?

My cat talks to me too

Your cat talks to me too, but you should hear some of the things he says about you. There's a lot of unresolved anger there, perhaps you two need some couples therapy.

 

[nakedfrog]

Maybe lemmings would ask to be eaten...
And what if they were really disrespectful and mean-spirited? Or if they were just yelling all the time?

 

[XZeroII]

2 cats are stuck in an unventilated attic in the middle of summer. One says to the other, "Man it hot up here". The other screams "OMG!!! A TALKING CAT!!!"

 

[Yossarian]

what if they could talk, and all they ever said was EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME