Is this joke original?

[theprodigalrebel]

So we are sitting around talking trash and my buddy tells me I need to ask this girl in our class out. Why, I ask? He gave me three reasons:
1) She's short 2) She has big ears 3) She has a flat forehead

I said, "What the hell does that have to do with anything?"

He explained:
1) She's short. Everytime she runs up to you to say hi, she's in optimal blowjob position. And she can do it while standing up - won't hurt her knees.
2) She has big ears. So you will have something to hold on to while she's doing it.
3) She's short and has a flat forehead. That way, when you are watching TV late at night, you don't have to clear space on the side table. Just sit her next to the couch, and put your beer-mug on her forehead.

Everybody laughed - a lot. The dude claims he made up the joke himself. I don't believe the man could even be remotely funny. Anyone heard this joke before?

 

[astrosfan90]

Yes. Years ago. This is a very old joke.

 

[shortspanishguy]

i did not lol

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
So we are sitting around talking trash and my buddy tells me I need to ask this girl in our class out. Why, I ask? He gave me three reasons:
1) She's short 2) She has big ears 3) She has a flat forehead

I said, "What the hell does that have to do with anything?"

He explained:
1) She's short. Everytime she runs up to you to say hi, she's in optimal blowjob position. And she can do it while standing up - won't hurt her knees.
2) She has big ears. So you will have something to hold on to while she's doing it.
3) She's short and has a flat forehead. That way, when you are watching TV late at night, you don't have to clear space on the side table. Just sit her next to the couch, and put your beer-mug on her forehead.

Everybody laughed - a lot. The dude claims he made up the joke himself. I don't believe the man could even be remotely funny. Anyone heard this joke before?

Older than ME, and that's fairly old!

 

[bradruth]

It's more of a conglomeration of jokes.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Aha...I knew that dude could NEVER make an original joke!

 

[JS80]

wait, that's a joke?

 

[captains]

old and i belive it flat head because a flat forehead would serve no purpose

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
So we are sitting around talking trash and my buddy tells me I need to ask this girl in our class out. Why, I ask? He gave me three reasons:
1) She's short 2) She has big ears 3) She has a flat forehead

I said, "What the hell does that have to do with anything?"

He explained:
1) She's short. Everytime she runs up to you to say hi, she's in optimal blowjob position. And she can do it while standing up - won't hurt her knees.
2) She has big ears. So you will have something to hold on to while she's doing it.
3) She's short and has a flat forehead. That way, when you are watching TV late at night, you don't have to clear space on the side table. Just sit her next to the couch, and put your beer-mug on her forehead.

Everybody laughed - a lot. The dude claims he made up the joke himself. I don't believe the man could even be remotely funny. Anyone heard this joke before?

He didn't make it up. I did years ago after someone told me.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: JS80
wait, that's a joke?

if you say it right (and assuming no-one's heard it before)...yeah, it can be really funny.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

I can remember hearing that one back when I was in high-school in the eighties.


STFU! I know I am old.

 

[Jack Ryan]

It is not funny

 

[MisterJackson]

Your friend has woman parts and no sense of humor.

 

[totalcommand]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Your friend has woman parts and no sense of humor.

qft. the joke sucks bad.

 

[Furyline]

The flat forehead thing might be original but it also doesn't make sense and isn't funny.

 

[Kev]

even if he did make it up, it is neither funny nor is it clever.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel

Originally posted by: JS80
wait, that's a joke?

if you say it right, you're under 14, (and assuming no-one's heard it before)...yeah, it can be really funny.

FIXED!

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: bradruth
It's more of a conglomeration of jokes.

Yes

 

[NuclearNed]

Isn't there a variation where she turns into a pizza at midnight?

 

[Conky]

I've used the big ear joke for years. :laugh:

 

[Kelemvor]

good luck balancign a beer on her foreheard if she's just standing there. Maybe the top of her head...

 

[Frostwake]

thats like the saddest attempt at a joke ive ever seen, i can do better right now, watch

theres this woman that was so fat that when she used rollerskates it was actually SHE that rolled

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: Kev
even if he did make it up, it is neither funny nor is it clever.