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Is this joke original?

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theprodigalrebel

Lifer
So we are sitting around talking trash and my buddy tells me I need to ask this girl in our class out. Why, I ask? He gave me three reasons:
1) She's short 2) She has big ears 3) She has a flat forehead

I said, "What the hell does that have to do with anything?"

He explained:
1) She's short. Everytime she runs up to you to say hi, she's in optimal blowjob position. And she can do it while standing up - won't hurt her knees.
2) She has big ears. So you will have something to hold on to while she's doing it.
3) She's short and has a flat forehead. That way, when you are watching TV late at night, you don't have to clear space on the side table. Just sit her next to the couch, and put your beer-mug on her forehead.

Everybody laughed - a lot. The dude claims he made up the joke himself. I don't believe the man could even be remotely funny. Anyone heard this joke before?
 
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
So we are sitting around talking trash and my buddy tells me I need to ask this girl in our class out. Why, I ask? He gave me three reasons:
1) She's short 2) She has big ears 3) She has a flat forehead

I said, "What the hell does that have to do with anything?"

He explained:
1) She's short. Everytime she runs up to you to say hi, she's in optimal blowjob position. And she can do it while standing up - won't hurt her knees.
2) She has big ears. So you will have something to hold on to while she's doing it.
3) She's short and has a flat forehead. That way, when you are watching TV late at night, you don't have to clear space on the side table. Just sit her next to the couch, and put your beer-mug on her forehead.

Everybody laughed - a lot. The dude claims he made up the joke himself. I don't believe the man could even be remotely funny. Anyone heard this joke before?
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Older than ME, and that's fairly old!
 
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
So we are sitting around talking trash and my buddy tells me I need to ask this girl in our class out. Why, I ask? He gave me three reasons:
1) She's short 2) She has big ears 3) She has a flat forehead

I said, "What the hell does that have to do with anything?"

He explained:
1) She's short. Everytime she runs up to you to say hi, she's in optimal blowjob position. And she can do it while standing up - won't hurt her knees.
2) She has big ears. So you will have something to hold on to while she's doing it.
3) She's short and has a flat forehead. That way, when you are watching TV late at night, you don't have to clear space on the side table. Just sit her next to the couch, and put your beer-mug on her forehead.

Everybody laughed - a lot. The dude claims he made up the joke himself. I don't believe the man could even be remotely funny. Anyone heard this joke before?
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He didn't make it up. I did years ago after someone told me. 🙂
 
thats like the saddest attempt at a joke ive ever seen, i can do better right now, watch

theres this woman that was so fat that when she used rollerskates it was actually SHE that rolled

 
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