I had a long drive to a site yesterday and was struggling to find good morning radio. One station told this joke which had the 3-5 morning personalities laughing hysterically for quite some time:
The magician called a young man up on stage to help him with a magic trick. He gave the young man a hammer and told him to hit him as hard as he could in the temple.
"Are you sure?" the young man asked
"Son, I am an experienced magical. Of course I'm sure."
So on command the young man hit the magician as hard as he could in the temple.
10 years later the magician woke from coma and shouted "Tada!"
The magician called a young man up on stage to help him with a magic trick. He gave the young man a hammer and told him to hit him as hard as he could in the temple.
"Are you sure?" the young man asked
"Son, I am an experienced magical. Of course I'm sure."
So on command the young man hit the magician as hard as he could in the temple.
10 years later the magician woke from coma and shouted "Tada!"