is this for real? lol

[Savarak]

http://www.marryourdaughter.com

 

[Joemonkey]

heh, not going to go clicking around in that site...

 

[SinfulWeeper]

Thats where Chris get's his decoy's. Yeah it's real

 

[ProfJohn]

Boy their expesive?

 

[jlee]

Whiskey...

 

[clamum]

Yikes.

 

[ProfJohn]

Courtney?s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going. She would prefer to stay close to her large extended southern family and loves farm or at least rural life. She got an A in Home Ec. and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to it.

Give me a break...

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

I wonder what the IT Guys at work are going to think now that I've visited this page...

 

[Wapp]

Signing my daughter up.

 

[Spooner]

ummmmmmmm

 

[ProfJohn]

Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.

Where in the bible does it say 'sell your daughter'?

 

[nakedfrog]

The testimonials make me think it's fake.

 

[Wapp]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
The testimonials make me think it's fake.

"Thank God for your site! Our daughter was really nervous walking down the aisle, but she seems okay now and the money we got let us keep our farm and even add on a few acres."

?Mrs. Addrien L.

 

[Descartes]

Originally posted by: ProfJohn

Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.

Where in the bible does it say 'sell your daughter'?

I haven't been to the site (don't plan to), but it says arranging a marriage, not selling your daughter.

That said, I know Exodus has some things to say about selling your daughter:

If a man sells his daughter as a servant, she is not to go free as menservants do. If she does not please the master who has selected her for himself, he must let her be redeemed. He has no right to sell her to foreigners, because he has broken faith with her. If he selects her for his son, he must grant her the rights of a daughter. If he marries another woman, he must not deprive the first one of her food, clothing and marital rights. If he does not provide her with these three things, she is to go free, without any payment of money. - Exodus 21:7-11

 

[ProfJohn]

This is the best comedy site I have seen in a while:

?Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn?t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We?ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we?re going to marry her off too!"

 

[Ktulu]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
I wonder what the IT Guys at work are going to think now that I've visited this page...

Considering IT guys waste most of their time on stuff like this too, they probably won't care.

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: Ktulu

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
I wonder what the IT Guys at work are going to think now that I've visited this page...

Considering IT guys waste most of their time on stuff like this too, they probably won't care.

Shhh!

 

[pontifex]

bahahahhaha! that's hilarious, yet creepy. It's pretty obvious it's fake though.

 

[Phokus]

Russian mail order brides FTW! (much cheaper too!)

 

[cKGunslinger]

Courtney?s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going. She would prefer to stay close to her large extended southern family and loves farm or at least rural life. She got an A in Home Ec. and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to it.

Hey, I got an 'A' in Home Ec as well!

 

[AmpedSilence]

i almost proposed to a girl

 

[Kaspian]

Thats fcked up.

 

[jandrews]

Originally posted by: ProfJohn
This is the best comedy site I have seen in a while:

?Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn?t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We?ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we?re going to marry her off too!"

LMAO!!! OMG!!! yeah this is an obvious spoof/comedy site like bonsai kitty

 

[Jhill]

"Samantha is a tomboy through and through and can hunt, fish and shoot and drive with the best of them, quote sports stats from any team you?d like to mention, and can hold her own in a cussing contest. "

Get her an account here stat.


and I've got dibs one this one

"She knows God put her on Earth to serve her husband like it says in the Bible and we?ve made sure she knows exactly how to do that."

 

[pontifex]

"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it?s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

if you can read this and take it seriously, then you are completely retarded.