is this considered piracy?

[AMCRambler]

Say I'm driving down the street in my battleship of a Cadillac right? Now say I see another battleship of a Cadillac coming along in the other direction. He raises his colors identifying his ship as French port of origin and I raise my skull and crossbones. Now I tack into the wind, pull alongside, use grapnels and a pike and board him claiming his ship and cargo as my prize. Would that still be priacy? Oh yeah he was French so of course he surrendered.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Arrrr!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

:laugh:/10

Good parody.

- M4H

 

[myjaja]

sucked :thumbsdown:

 

[Jeeebus]

Your grammar is too proper for that to be piracy. Avast!

 

[R Nilla]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you joking?

 

[theprodigalrebel]

That would mean you are bad-ass. A little retarded but bad-ass! :thumbsup:

 

[vi edit]

Does the frenchy have a hot cousin on board?

 

[montypythizzle]

Originally posted by: AMCRambler
Say I'm driving down the street in my battleship of a Cadillac right? Now say I see another battleship of a Cadillac coming along in the other direction. He raises his colors identifying his ship as French port of origin and I raise my skull and crossbones. Now I tack into the wind, pull alongside, use grapnels and a pike and board him claiming his ship and cargo as my prize. Would that still be priacy? Oh yeah he was French so of course he surrendered.

bordering on PHAIL..

 

[MisterJackson]

Only if it's an El Darado

 

[sixone]

:laugh:

 

[AMCRambler]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Does the frenchy have a hot cousin on board?

He does. And she wants to parlay with you.

 

[Jeeebus]

p.s. pirates don't captain battleships.

You are no pirate.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: AMCRambler
Say I'm driving down the street in my battleship of a Cadillac right? Now say I see another battleship of a Cadillac coming along in the other direction. He raises his colors identifying his ship as French port of origin and I raise my skull and crossbones. Now I tack into the wind, pull alongside, use grapnels and a pike and board him claiming his ship and cargo as my prize. Would that still be priacy? Oh yeah he was French so of course he surrendered.

it would be called a ban for a parody thread. see ya in 2 weeks!

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: AMCRambler

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Does the frenchy have a hot cousin on board?

He does. And she wants to parlay with you.

Excellent. Guess I don't have to rapier then.

 

[Aikouka]

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/piracy

Yes .

 

[tfinch2]

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

[NuAlphaMan]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
p.s. pirates don't captain battleships.

You are no pirate.

:laugh:

 

[jdini76]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
p.s. pirates don't captain battleships.

You are no pirate.

What do they captain then...and don't say pirate ships.

A battleship would be a ship that battles. Aren't pirates' ships capable of battle?

 

[FoBoT]

it depends, do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/geft/bootypirate.JPG

 

[yllus]

Brilliant! This Friday has been the best day on OT in ages.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
it depends, do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/geft/bootypirate.JPG

harrr

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: AMCRambler
Say I'm driving down the street in my battleship of a Cadillac right? Now say I see another battleship of a Cadillac coming along in the other direction. He raises his colors identifying his ship as French port of origin and I raise my skull and crossbones. Now I tack into the wind, pull alongside, use grapnels and a pike and board him claiming his ship and cargo as my prize. Would that still be priacy? Oh yeah he was French so of course he surrendered.

NICE

 

[Jeeebus]

Originally posted by: jdini76

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
p.s. pirates don't captain battleships.

You are no pirate.

What do they captain then...and don't say pirate ships.

A battleship would be a ship that battles. Aren't pirates' ships capable of battle?

well I think we're all safe deferring to Sid Meier's Pirates! for what ships a pirate may captain, and while a sloop or frigate be fine seafaring choices... battleship be not there.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus

Originally posted by: jdini76

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
p.s. pirates don't captain battleships.

You are no pirate.

What do they captain then...and don't say pirate ships.

A battleship would be a ship that battles. Aren't pirates' ships capable of battle?

well I think we're all safe deferring to Sid Meier's Pirates! for what ships a pirate may captain, and while a sloop or frigate be fine seafaring choices... battleship be not there.

bah, i prefer the classic 'high seas trader.' load up one side of a 4th rate with guns and blast away at everything but corvettes (which are faster than you)