Is this an F-ing joke? www.bonsaikitten.com?

Maximilian

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www.bonsaikitten.com

This site apparently sells kittens that are trapped in a bottle unable to move, kept alive through a feeding tube, through time the kittens bone structure grows into the shape of the bottle. Im a pretty heartless person but JEEZ! thats sick and wrong, its probably torture for the poor thing! Its whole life, unable to move, kept like a plant, even if it did get out it would probably be shaped like a bottle or a circle or w/e. Sick.

I think i actually would kill the soab that invented that... seriouslay that is wrong!! As for the people that keep them, theres places for them. Theyre called mental institutions. If that site aint a joke and you are reading this and own one of these kittens, i wish you cancer.... Evil soab!
 

Maximilian

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I just got it in a chain mail. It fooled 500 odd britons including me apparently :frown: Damnit! i got all worked up about that too!
 

brxndxn

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The dog-shaped kitten bonsai container makes me laugh out loud.. LOL

"Turn your inferior pet into a superior pet!"
 

nakedfrog

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No, they're real. I've got six of them on my shelf at home. The only problem is the whining mews they constantly emit.



*the preceding was a complete falsehood
 

Gand1

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Sheesh how old!

Didn't you get the memo they are doing Bonsai dogs now! Large enough to be pedistals for your bonsai cat! :)
 

AyashiKaibutsu

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Notice the guestbook as all sorts of interesting posts... then notice there's no way to post messages in the guestbook.
 

LeiZaK

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Originally posted by: Eghck
dude sign up for alladvantage, you get money for surfing the web.

lol, I got a couple of checks from them back in the day.