Is there such thing as a full mental health checkup?

[Taejin]

I've always been curious to see if I could get something like this done one day. Although I don't regard today's psychology as the end-all, be-all insight into each of our minds, they are pretty accurate in certain regards. I think it'd be pretty neat and maybe even enlightening about myself.

Anyone ever try something like this? Is it possible to get a shrink and be like: "Evaluate me!"?

 

[Capt Caveman]

You're retarded!!!!

 

[Taejin]

=( I was hoping for a more interesting, insightful response. Although I will not rule out the possibility that I could be a jabbering idiot feeding myself with snot every minute, I'd like to know if there was a way I could get a psychologist to tell me the extent of my jabbering, the amount of snot consumed and any other possibly strange things I was doing that I didn't know I was doing. I was also wondering if this would be standard procedure or just weird.

 

[Captante]

(1) You jabber incessantly.

(2) You consume approx 3.64 ounces of snot daily.

(3) According to my standard test procedure you are weird.


Hows that for interesting & insightful?

 

[Taejin]

Originally posted by: Captante
(1) You jabber incessantly.

(2) You consume approx 3.64 ounces of snot daily.

(3) According to my standard test procedure you are weird.


Hows that for interesting & insightful?

Are you a practicing psychologist?

 

[nakedfrog]

Maybe you should call a shrink?

 

[Taejin]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Maybe you should call a shrink?

I think ATOT is probably a far more reliable source of information.

 

[Journer]

Originally posted by: Captante
(1) You jabber incessantly.

(2) You consume approx 3.64 ounces of snot daily.

(3) According to my standard test procedure you are weird.


Hows that for interesting & insightful?

:laugh:!!!

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: Taejin

Originally posted by: Captante
(1) You jabber incessantly.

(2) You consume approx 3.64 ounces of snot daily.

(3) According to my standard test procedure you are weird.


Hows that for interesting & insightful?

Are you a practicing psychologist?

I'm an expert in the weirdness field ... that count?

 

[freeway]

The closest thing I can think of is a diagnostic evaluation. I represent kids in the juvenile system and I get some with so many issues that the Court will order a diagnostic evaluation. Essentially it is a 30 day placement at a residential treatment facility where they receive a psychosocial assessment, psychological evaluation, psychiatric evaluation, Art Therapy Evaluation, etc. Not sure if they do that for adults.

Your best bet would be a psychological evaluation followed by a psychiatric evaluation. I'm sure they would find something. I'm a firm believer that we all have several psychological "issues". It's what makes us human.

 

[Taejin]

Originally posted by: Captante

Originally posted by: Taejin

Originally posted by: Captante
(1) You jabber incessantly.

(2) You consume approx 3.64 ounces of snot daily.

(3) According to my standard test procedure you are weird.


Hows that for interesting & insightful?

Are you a practicing psychologist?

I'm an expert in the weirdness field ... that count?

First hand experience?

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Yes, and if your post count averages more than 3.29 per day, it is recommended that you seek such evaluation.

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: Taejin

Originally posted by: Captante

Originally posted by: Taejin

Originally posted by: Captante
(1) You jabber incessantly.

(2) You consume approx 3.64 ounces of snot daily.

(3) According to my standard test procedure you are weird.


Hows that for interesting & insightful?

Are you a practicing psychologist?

I'm an expert in the weirdness field ... that count?

First hand experience?

Its that obvious huh?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha
Yes, and if your post count averages more than 3.29 per day, it is recommended that you seek such evaluation.

Does that mean I should be committed outright?

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha
Yes, and if your post count averages more than 3.29 per day, it is recommended that you seek such evaluation.

Does that mean I should be committed outright?

<-- *Glances at post count* :Q No, but perhaps a short-term stay in the nut-house will sort you out j/k

 

[mugs]

INTJ

 

[sierrita]

Take the Voight-Kamp test while you're at it...just to be sure.