Is there more to life than just pizza, alcohol, and sex?

[mooglemania85]

Originally it was supposed to be, "All You Need is Pizza, Alcohol, and Sex," but Lennon through a fit, claiming it was "too wordy", and the result was "All You Need is Love".

You have great/good pizza/alcohol/sex and your day is pretty much set.
The reverse holds if you have horrible/bad pizza/alcohol/sex.

BTW, I just had some pizza. Woohoo! Life is great!

 

[jagec]

There is no such thing as "bad" pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

 

[George P Burdell]

+ weed.

 

[Throckmorton]

If you only drank alcohol you'd die pretty quickly, so you wouldn't even be able to eat pizza or have sex.

 

[nakedfrog]

Now I want pizza.

 

[IronWing]

Chocolate

 

[CraKaJaX]

Music.

 

[akshatp]

Originally posted by: jagec
There is no such thing as "bad" pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

I disagree.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: jagec
There is no such thing as "bad" pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Golf and sex are the only two things you don't have to be good at to enjoy.

Stolen from the movie, Tin Cup

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: akshatp

Originally posted by: jagec
There is no such thing as "bad" pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

I disagree.

QFT.

Washington pizza? No wonder

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: jagec
There is no such thing as "bad" pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

You've obviously never had to compare pizza from Alfredo's Pizza Cafe and Pizza by Alfredo. There's a very big difference between these two pizza places, both in quality of ingredients, and overall taste.

However, what else could I possibly say? Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza, poor people love pizza, white people love pizza, black people love pizza... do black people like pizza?

 

[Saint Michael]

Originally posted by: akshatp

Originally posted by: jagec
There is no such thing as "bad" pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

I disagree.

Me too. I've had some pretty bad pizza. Granted once you're in the city (the city, NYC) it's nearly impossible to buy bad pizza, unless you patronize the Pizza Hut, Sbarro's, or Dominoes. Who the hell is stupid enough to go to some crappy chain when they're in the capital of North American pizza?

 

[gamepad]

World of Warcraft?

 

[Goosemaster]

Technically playing 'hide the Pepperoni" with your girl while you are both wasted counts as more....

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: Saint Michael

Originally posted by: akshatp

Originally posted by: jagec
There is no such thing as "bad" pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

I disagree.

Me too. I've had some pretty bad pizza. Granted once you're in the city (the city, NYC) it's nearly impossible to buy bad pizza, unless you patronize the Pizza Hut, Sbarro's, or Dominoes. Who the hell is stupid enough to go to some crappy chain when they're in the capital of North American pizza?

I go into Sbarro's to take a leak. That's about it.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: Saint Michael

Originally posted by: akshatp

Originally posted by: jagec
There is no such thing as "bad" pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

I disagree.

Me too. I've had some pretty bad pizza. Granted once you're in the city (the city, NYC) it's nearly impossible to buy bad pizza, unless you patronize the Pizza Hut, Sbarro's, or Dominoes. Who the hell is stupid enough to go to some crappy chain when they're in the capital of North American pizza?

I go into Sbarro's to take a leak. That's about it.

LOFL

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: akshatp

Originally posted by: jagec
There is no such thing as "bad" pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

I disagree.

QFT.

Washington pizza? No wonder

You people are so unschooled! I'm paraphrasing a fairly well known quote:

?Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.?

 

[gooseman]

Is there more to life than pizza, alcohol and sex??? I certainly hope not.

 

[JohnAn2112]

Substitute a good steak for pizza and then you're speaking my language!

 

[zanejohnson]

even dominos/pizza hut pizza is good to me....

im not saying i havent had better..but shit im not gonna complain.

 

[biggestmuff]

Music, sandwiches, steaks

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Music, sandwiches, steaks

During sex:
1. If you're with the right person, there's gonna be music.
2. If you're creative, you can make a sandwich. Sometimes there's even oreo cookies.
3. Hopefully there's plenty of beef for more than one serving.

 

[kedlav]

taking a nice shit after a long day in the office always seems to comfort me

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: mooglemania85
Originally it was supposed to be, "All You Need is Pizza, Alcohol, and Sex," but Lennon through a fit, claiming it was "too wordy", and the result was "All You Need is Love".

You have great/good pizza/alcohol/sex and your day is pretty much set.
The reverse holds if you have horrible/bad pizza/alcohol/sex.

BTW, I just had some pizza. Woohoo! Life is great!

Wait until you have at least 2/3 to comment.

 

[Xavier434]

Originally posted by: George P Burdell
+ weed.

Have you ever had pizza....ON WEED!?!?!?!!?!