Is there ever a proper time to kick a woman's ass?

[NFS4]

This was brought on by Yossarian's post in this thread:

it's disturbing that you have respect for people, fictional or otherwise, that threaten and/or harm women.

Now, I'll start this off as saying I've never hit a woman and I don't think that I would ever put myself in a situation where I would have (or even want) to hit a woman...

But, has anyone ever been in a situation where you had to "fight back" against a woman? What did you do; get beat up or push her away, or strike back?

A buddy of mine has always said "If she wants to fight like a man, she can go down like one too"

 

[spanky]

do like chris rock and shake the sh!t outta them.

on a serious note, i wouldn't kick her ass, but i would immoblize her so that she could do no further harm to me.

or if she is like seriously trying to kill me with a gun or sword... then if i hurt/kill her... then i wouldn't feel too bad about it.

 

[Chaotic42]

Only if doing so will save a life or protect something (say a woman terrorist or spy or something).

 

[AreaCode707]

I'm female and I think that if the girl starts it she is giving you implicit permission to finish it. If she's not willing to take the consequences, she shouldn't start it.

 

[pyonir]

If the woman did something to hurt me or my family, it's on.

 

[anxi80]

like spanky mentioned that chris rock said...

"id never hit a woman... but id sure shake the sh*t outta her!"

 

[styrafoam]

When is the proper time? The present.

 

[Pliablemoose]

In my perfect world, yes, but in reality, most you should ever do is restrain/immobilize them.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
In my perfect world, yes, but in reality, most you should ever do is restrain/immobilize them.

unfortunately, nowadays, that will get you arrested 90% of the time as well.

 

[rickn]

Originally posted by: NFS4
This was brought on by Yossarian's post in this thread:

it's disturbing that you have respect for people, fictional or otherwise, that threaten and/or harm women.

Now, I'll start this off as saying I've never hit a woman and I don't think that I would ever put myself in a situation where I would have (or even want) to hit a woman...

But, has anyone ever been in a situation where you had to "fight back" against a woman? What did you do; get beat up or push her away, or strike back?

A buddy of mine has always said "If she wants to fight like a man, she can go down like one too"

Only in self defense, like if the broad was swinging a baseball bat at me, then i'd kick her ass. Now if it was little slaps, i'd just try to deflect them.

 

[Mo0o]

I believe in equality of the sexes

 

[Ryan]

Well, I had to defend myself from my sister ONCE She was hooped out on ecstacy and crystal meth, causing extreme mood swings - not something you want in a star high school weight lifter

I can't remember what we got into an argument about, but she punched 4 holes in the wall, then hit a stud and nearly broke her hand. After that, she got a knife and lodged it into my bedroom door. At that point, I found it to be appropriate to defend myself - I grabed her by the hair on her head, drug the bitch to our living room clear across the house with her face facing the ground, had to actually put all of my body weight on her to hold her down, then I called my mom and the police. I'm sure I got a punch or two in while I struggled to subdue her.

We used the baker act to admit her to the local Behavioral clinic, where she came down off her high and stayed for two weeks. She's been clean and sober since, and I've never been closer to my sister, and proud to say that I kicked her ass :heart:

 

[Goosemaster]

IF she killed my child or something . If she was swinging an object I'd probably jsut try to immobilize her too

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

The obvious remark: Every time she opens her mouth!

 

[PlasticJesus]

I can't see me hitting a woman.

I have to say that the scene in Natural Born Killers where Mallory Knox (Juliette Lewis) fist-fights that guy in the diner and whips his butt strikes me as extremely funny. If a woman is gonna' do you like that, then I guess you don't have much choice.

 

[brigden]

I had just come out of a bar and was on route to grab some Chinese food when I saw an argument between two guys I knew. I stepped in to see what all the fuss was about when the aggressor escalated the argument into shoving. I stepped in between them and did a fairly good job of standing up for the smaller guy when some bitch started punching the back of my head.

She kept punching, and although her blows didn't hurt, it was getting annoying. I turned around to tell her to piss off when she punched my right in the face. I told her, "Do that one more time and I'll punch right back."

She hit me in the face again.

I turned around completely and she came at me. I grabbed her, spun her around, and threw her to the ground. I stood over her and told her to get lost.

She left.

The argument dissolved because everyone was so busy watching me deal with the chick.

I can't stand these women that think they're tough.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

No, and I don't think I ever would. I say that, but there may be some circumstance that I'm not thinking about in which I would.

 

[Brutuskend]

I have never hit a woman and I can't envision ever doing so.

(well unless she is VERY UN woman like. IE MUCH MUCH bigger than me and threating to do me MAJOR harm)

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
Well, I had to defend myself from my sister ONCE She was hooped out on ecstacy and crystal meth, causing extreme mood swings - not something you want in a star high school weight lifter

I can't remember what we got into an argument about, but she punched 4 holes in the wall, then hit a stud and nearly broke her hand. After that, she got a knife and lodged it into my bedroom door. At that point, I found it to be appropriate to defend myself - I grabed her by the hair on her head, drug the bitch to our living room clear across the house with her face facing the ground, had to actually put all of my body weight on her to hold her down, then I called my mom and the police. I'm sure I got a punch or two in while I struggled to subdue her.

We used the baker act to admit her to the local Behavioral clinic, where she came down off her high and stayed for two weeks. She's been clean and sober since, and I've never been closer to my sister, and proud to say that I kicked her ass :heart:

HOLY SH!T:Q

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: NFS4
This was brought on by Yossarian's post in this thread:

it's disturbing that you have respect for people, fictional or otherwise, that threaten and/or harm women.

Now, I'll start this off as saying I've never hit a woman and I don't think that I would ever put myself in a situation where I would have (or even want) to hit a woman...

But, has anyone ever been in a situation where you had to "fight back" against a woman? What did you do; get beat up or push her away, or strike back?

A buddy of mine has always said "If she wants to fight like a man, she can go down like one too"

What if the woman was significantly bigger than you are, like Chyna from wrestling. If she was coming at you reading to clean your clock, would you try to fight back?

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: rbloedow
Well, I had to defend myself from my sister ONCE She was hooped out on ecstacy and crystal meth, causing extreme mood swings - not something you want in a star high school weight lifter

I can't remember what we got into an argument about, but she punched 4 holes in the wall, then hit a stud and nearly broke her hand. After that, she got a knife and lodged it into my bedroom door. At that point, I found it to be appropriate to defend myself - I grabed her by the hair on her head, drug the bitch to our living room clear across the house with her face facing the ground, had to actually put all of my body weight on her to hold her down, then I called my mom and the police. I'm sure I got a punch or two in while I struggled to subdue her.

We used the baker act to admit her to the local Behavioral clinic, where she came down off her high and stayed for two weeks. She's been clean and sober since, and I've never been closer to my sister, and proud to say that I kicked her ass :heart:

HOLY SH!T:Q

Yeah, that's what I said.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: brigden
I had just come out of a bar and was on route to grab some Chinese food when I saw an argument between two guys I knew. I stepped in to see what all the fuss was about when the aggressor escalated the argument into shoving. I stepped in between them and did a fairly good job of standing up for the smaller guy when some bitch started punching the back of my head.

She kept punching, and although her blows didn't hurt, it was getting annoying. I turned around to tell her to piss off when she punched my right in the face. I told her, "Do that one more time and I'll punch right back."

She hit me in the face again.

I turned around completely and she came at me. I grabbed her, spun her around, and threw her to the ground. I stood over her and told her to get lost.

She left.

The argument dissolved because everyone was so busy watching me deal with the chick.

I can't stand these women that think they're tough.

Sticking your nose into other peoples business is a good way to lose your nose.

 

[rickn]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: NFS4
This was brought on by Yossarian's post in this thread:

it's disturbing that you have respect for people, fictional or otherwise, that threaten and/or harm women.

Now, I'll start this off as saying I've never hit a woman and I don't think that I would ever put myself in a situation where I would have (or even want) to hit a woman...

But, has anyone ever been in a situation where you had to "fight back" against a woman? What did you do; get beat up or push her away, or strike back?

A buddy of mine has always said "If she wants to fight like a man, she can go down like one too"

What if the woman was significantly bigger than you are, like Chyna from wrestling. If she was coming at you reading to clean your clock, would you try to fight back?

If I had someone like Nicole Bass swinging at me, I'd be running like a little girl

 

[Red Dawn]

Is there ever a proper time to kick a woman's ass?

Yeah if she assaulted my GF.

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: brigden
I had just come out of a bar and was on route to grab some Chinese food when I saw an argument between two guys I knew. I stepped in to see what all the fuss was about when the aggressor escalated the argument into shoving. I stepped in between them and did a fairly good job of standing up for the smaller guy when some bitch started punching the back of my head.

She kept punching, and although her blows didn't hurt, it was getting annoying. I turned around to tell her to piss off when she punched my right in the face. I told her, "Do that one more time and I'll punch right back."

She hit me in the face again.

I turned around completely and she came at me. I grabbed her, spun her around, and threw her to the ground. I stood over her and told her to get lost.

She left.

The argument dissolved because everyone was so busy watching me deal with the chick.

I can't stand these women that think they're tough.

Sticking your nose into other peoples business is a good way to lose your nose.

exactly