:music: Isn't it awfuly nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfuly good to have a dong
It's swell to own a stiffy
It's devine to own a dick
from the tiniest little todger
to the worlds greatest prick
So 3 cheers for your willie or john thomas
Hurray! for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your peice of pork
Your wife's best friend
Your possy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't... come... Back :music: